Wednesday - yes, de Locksley is a nutter.
He was arrested for streaking or something in Highgate Cemetery once. Something like that. He has rumoured past links to the National Front. His real name is just plain old John Pope. He claims a Masonic background, which is almost certainly ficticious. He also claims he is descended from Vlad Tepes, Robin of Locksley and someone very important in Victorian England (I can't remember who, though).
Needless to say, his knowledge of Jack the Ripper is much on the same lines.
Monty - your words cannot hurt me, for I am immortal. Sorry - immoral.
PHILIP
He was arrested for streaking or something in Highgate Cemetery once. Something like that. He has rumoured past links to the National Front. His real name is just plain old John Pope. He claims a Masonic background, which is almost certainly ficticious. He also claims he is descended from Vlad Tepes, Robin of Locksley and someone very important in Victorian England (I can't remember who, though).
Needless to say, his knowledge of Jack the Ripper is much on the same lines.
Monty - your words cannot hurt me, for I am immortal. Sorry - immoral.
PHILIP
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