The Seduction of Mary Kelly- William Perring

[Bill Perring]

Would make for quite a compelling TV mini-series. I wish I was still in a position to "greenlight" it.

I wish you were, too. I recall an interview with Julian Fellowes, who said that getting people to read his script of Gosford Park almost required the pinning of five pound notes to each page. The 'almost' price would seem to have risen considerably since then.

Thanks for the very kind review - it is much appreciated.

[Robert]

Bill, I suggest you re-name it The Seduction Of Lady Arabella Kelly of Uptown Priory.

Failing that, make the whole thing interactive with viewers voting on who gets ripped next.

[Bill Perring]

Bill, I suggest you re-name it The Seduction Of Lady Arabella Kelly of Uptown Priory.

Failing that, make the whole thing interactive with viewers voting on who gets ripped next.

Alas, both of these ideas have been tried and rejected.

I'm currently pitching a cooking angle - with celebrities dressed as the various characters, having to come up with the best recipe for kidney.

[Robert]

Hi Bill

Just don't film it in Deeming's kitchen.

Perhaps later you could move on to Cream (Strychnine Come Dancing).