The eye-witness accounts are pretty worthless in my opinion and don’t help in attempting to solve the case. This effectively means that none of the suspects can be ruled in or out with any certainty because of their appearance.
To explain better, this is how a right-wing TABLOID might describe “witness statements” gathered by police if the serial killings happened today:
In fact, the London Evening Standard led the way in 1888 (and after) in castigating the police for their incompetence/ mishandling the case etc, etc. They claimed it would be either a miracle or an accident if the police ever caught JtR.
The police also allowed journalists and “researchers” to pinch vital evidence over the years – another scandal - so that modern forensic scientists have been left with little or nothing to go on. Terrible but true.
To explain better, this is how a right-wing TABLOID might describe “witness statements” gathered by police if the serial killings happened today:
Witnesses
At least two eyewitnesses claim the killer wore a “black felt hat” but another claims it was “definitely a deerstalker”. And yet a third is certain the Whitechapel murderer wore a “sailor’s hat”.
Little wonder the police have admitted they are “baffled by the conflicting accounts” and cannot explain why “no cohesive picture” of the killer has emerged.
To add to their confusion, the man now known as “Jack the Ripper” has been described variously as “5ft” in height or “5ft 6in” or 5ft 7in”, depending on what day of the week it is, with a “shabby genteel” or “Jewish” or “well-to-do” appearance.
In other words, the police have no idea what the killer looks like, or do they?
They claim to be certain about one important fact – that the killer wears a moustache. Surely this is progress. So what colour is the moustache then?
“There is no conclusive answer,” says one helpful police source “because the facial hair is also a riddle.”
Eyewitnesses have described the whiskers variously as “fawn” on two occasions, “black” at least once, and also “grey” at least once.
And this is why we pay our taxes so the police can make fools of us all.
Little wonder the police have admitted they are “baffled by the conflicting accounts” and cannot explain why “no cohesive picture” of the killer has emerged.
To add to their confusion, the man now known as “Jack the Ripper” has been described variously as “5ft” in height or “5ft 6in” or 5ft 7in”, depending on what day of the week it is, with a “shabby genteel” or “Jewish” or “well-to-do” appearance.
In other words, the police have no idea what the killer looks like, or do they?
They claim to be certain about one important fact – that the killer wears a moustache. Surely this is progress. So what colour is the moustache then?
“There is no conclusive answer,” says one helpful police source “because the facial hair is also a riddle.”
Eyewitnesses have described the whiskers variously as “fawn” on two occasions, “black” at least once, and also “grey” at least once.
And this is why we pay our taxes so the police can make fools of us all.
In fact, the London Evening Standard led the way in 1888 (and after) in castigating the police for their incompetence/ mishandling the case etc, etc. They claimed it would be either a miracle or an accident if the police ever caught JtR.
The police also allowed journalists and “researchers” to pinch vital evidence over the years – another scandal - so that modern forensic scientists have been left with little or nothing to go on. Terrible but true.
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