A Moustache Too Big to Hide?

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  • Marcel Prost
    Cadet
    • Jun 2025
    • 11

    #1

    A Moustache Too Big to Hide?

    We all know the reasons why Francis Tumblety is a suspect. He is undoubtedly a truly intriguing character.

    But there is the question of him being too young and too tall to match the witnesses' descriptions. And above all, there is his enormous moustache, which no one mentioned.

    Is Francis Tumblety's giant moustache enough to rule him out as a suspect? In fact, does anyone know if his moustache was already huge when he lived in London?

    The Ripper has to be discreet, and that gigantic moustache stands out like a marching band in a library.
  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6650

    #2
    That's an awfully big moustache! From Naked Gun 2 1/2:



    c.d.

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    • Lewis C
      Inspector
      • Dec 2022
      • 1204

      #3
      Originally posted by Marcel Prost View Post
      We all know the reasons why Francis Tumblety is a suspect. He is undoubtedly a truly intriguing character.

      But there is the question of him being too young and too tall to match the witnesses' descriptions. And above all, there is his enormous moustache, which no one mentioned.

      Is Francis Tumblety's giant moustache enough to rule him out as a suspect? In fact, does anyone know if his moustache was already huge when he lived in London?

      The Ripper has to be discreet, and that gigantic moustache stands out like a marching band in a library.
      I think you mean too old to match the descriptions, not too young, right? I agree that he's taller than descriptions would lead us to believe. For me, his homosexuality also weakens the case against him.

      I wouldn't rule him out based on his moustache. He could have trimmed it when he was in England. I don't think we have a picture of him from that time.

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      • Abby Normal
        Commissioner
        • Jun 2010
        • 11951

        #4
        Originally posted by Marcel Prost View Post
        We all know the reasons why Francis Tumblety is a suspect. He is undoubtedly a truly intriguing character.

        But there is the question of him being too young and too tall to match the witnesses' descriptions. And above all, there is his enormous moustache, which no one mentioned.

        Is Francis Tumblety's giant moustache enough to rule him out as a suspect? In fact, does anyone know if his moustache was already huge when he lived in London?

        The Ripper has to be discreet, and that gigantic moustache stands out like a marching band in a library.
        im not sure about the stache, but he was a huge man and a loud ostentatious yank. intriguing shady character definitively. but the ripper? probably not.
        "Is all that we see or seem
        but a dream within a dream?"

        -Edgar Allan Poe


        "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
        quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

        -Frederick G. Abberline

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        • Doctored Whatsit
          Sergeant
          • May 2021
          • 727

          #5
          The moustache could easily be trimmed, but he wouldn't have been able to disguise the fact that he was aged 55, was an enormous man over six feet tall, broad shouldered, presumably with an unmistakeable American accent, and according to the Washington Post, he had a weak effeminate voice. He was homosexual, and I am not sure that makes the determined pursuit and murder of prostitutes very likely.

          A man over six feet tall would have been extremely noticeable in 1888 London. He doesn't even nearly match any of the descriptions. BS man was about 5 foot 5 inches, for example.

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          • Marcel Prost
            Cadet
            • Jun 2025
            • 11

            #6
            Originally posted by Lewis C View Post

            I think you mean too old to match the descriptions, not too young, right? I agree that he's taller than descriptions would lead us to believe. For me, his homosexuality also weakens the case against him.

            I wouldn't rule him out based on his moustache. He could have trimmed it when he was in England. I don't think we have a picture of him from that time.
            You're absolutely right — I meant too old, not too young.

            Thanks for catching that.

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            • Marcel Prost
              Cadet
              • Jun 2025
              • 11

              #7
              Originally posted by c.d. View Post
              That's an awfully big moustache! From Naked Gun 2 1/2:



              c.d.
              Perfect quote!

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