Jack the Ripper

[cotty]

You can just sense the evil in this pic

[Graham]

That's Michael Maybrick you got there, mate!

Graham

[cotty]

Um, just testing you all

*coughs*

Well spotted.

As bad as each other those two.

Poor Florrie.

Just look at him.

Like I said - Evil

[Dan Norder]

Look at those evil eyes! They're just sending off waves of evil like evil little beacons of evil light!!!

It's almost as bad as the people with all the bizarrely delusional fantasy dripping out of their noses.

[Graham]

Look at those evil eyes! They're just sending off waves of evil like evil little beacons of evil light!!!

It's almost as bad as the people with all the bizarrely delusional fantasy dripping out of their noses.

Our Jim looks not unlike me after a night on the sauce...

Graham

[cotty]

Just look what happens when you stick a bowler hat on that murderer Maybrick, and compare him to the 1888 sketch

Spitting image or what?

[cotty]

Would help if i posted it, D'oh!

That Columbo aint a patch on me.

[Nothing to see]

Dead ringer if you stand on your head while the Spanish Inquisition flogs you.

[cotty]

Hmm, well what about this one then?

[George Hutchinson]

Last seen with his twin, a small bequiffed Belgian reporter, a salty sea-dog and a white Highland terrier.

PHILIP

[cotty]

The only thing thats bugging me is the neck. The drawing one doesn't appear to have one for some stupid reason. Apart from that though, the drawing is 100% accurate. My guess is that the artist didn't know how to draw necks.

[Nothing to see]

Last seen with his twin, a small bequiffed Belgian reporter, a salty sea-dog and a white Highland terrier.

PHILIP

Hang on, what about the Spanish Inquisition? Salty sea dogs and small white dogs can be dealt with. No-one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[cotty]

Welease Wodger!

[Nothing to see]

Not until the Spanish Inquisition has dealt with him.

[cotty]

Well what about Wodewick then?