Originally posted by rjpalmer
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Caz bumps into RJ in a convenience store [yes, bear with me on this one], picking up his copy of Pedants’ Chronicle and taking it over to the till.
Caz, joining him at the till: "Ah, thanks very much, RJ. You've just reminded me to pick up the latest Viz for Mister Brown."
RJ: "Well that's where you are utterly wrong, Caz. How could I have 'reminded' you of something while being entirely unaware of it myself?"
Spotty Mr Logic lookalike operating the till: "Er, excuse me for interrupting you both, but a complete stranger 'reminded' me only this morning that I need to pick up a sliced loaf at the end of my shift."
RJ: "Then you're just as bad as Caz. How could a stranger possibly have known that?
Mr Logic: "He didn't need to know. He merely happened to mention on social media that he had toast for breakfast, and I was thus 'reminded' by his riveting bit of news - as indeed I would have been just now, had you told Caz to 'use your loaf'."
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