Cross The Ripper?

[Sally]

Psst! Ben!

I know, but they seem to be having so much fun...

It seemed...well, a bit churlish to point out that they'd been posting the same stuff for the last two years.

Still! Magnum Lupus eh? Marvellous! I'm sure it'll be splendid stuff - full of surprises.

Yep.

[Ben]

If there's a "magnus opus" in the pipeline, I slightly question the omnipresence of the Crossmere theory's current enforcers. Won't it spoil the "surprise" somewhat when we discover that the entire book's content has already been churned out several times over by a succession of monster tag-team posts from Fisherman and Lechmere here on the message boards? Unless there's a smoking gun being withheld, I rather fear we'll be hearing about Mizen scams and Old Montague Street AGAIN.

[MrBarnett]

Given his occupation, I'd always associated him with opera!

MrB

[Sally]

What's that? Crossmere in the Eurovision? Now that I can believe.

[Lechmere]

When the magnus opus appears you can put a hefty portion of entrecote, entre a point et bien cuit on Lechmere going up the ratings - dix points.

[MrBarnett]

DVV,

Both died a long time ago, savaged by bloody wildfowl!

Seriously, no probs re granny humour. Appreciate your sensitivity though.

Assume you are a Flemingian, how 's that going?

MrB

[DVV]

Hi DVV,
Sadly both my grannies are long dead.
MrB

Then it's even nicer to refer to them.
Sorry for the joke I made, I didn't know.

Cheers

[DVV]

Yes, B. Lechmere-the-poster and Lechmere-the-ripper are one and the same. And Fish is the alias of John Netley.

[MrBarnett]

Hi DVV,

Sadly both my grannies are long dead. But they both lived in the East End and both loved cats, so they would have instantly cottoned on to the sheer brilliance of Trow's cats' meat theory, which, unless I'm mistaken, is this: a pile of pre boiled horse meat is the perfect place to conceal a severed human head.

I can sense you reaching for the Lech. button already!


MrB

[DVV]

Your granny will live long and bury us all

Miaou !

[MrBarnett]

Once the cat's meat connection is revealed you'll all be queuing up to vote for Lech.

I 'd steak my granny on it!

MrB

[DVV]

Fish's brother in law and Lechmere's milkman should waste no time to register and vote. Their butchers as well : clearly the future of humanity is at steak.

[Sally]

We may but hope.

[Fisherman]

Hi Fish,

My copy of Trow's Thames Torso Murders arrived today. Thanks for the recommendation. I skipped straight to the Pinchin Street and Cats' Meat Man chapters hoping to find some resonance with Lech. as JTR, but apart from the Pinchin Street connection I couldn't find any.

No doubt all will become clear when the Lech. 'Magnum Opus ' surfaces.

MrB

No doubt!

The best,
Fisherman

[MrBarnett]

Hi Fish,

My copy of Trow's Thames Torso Murders arrived today. Thanks for the recommendation. I skipped straight to the Pinchin Street and Cats' Meat Man chapters hoping to find some resonance with Lech. as JTR, but apart from the Pinchin Street connection I couldn't find any.

No doubt all will become clear when the Lech. 'Magnum Opus ' surfaces.

MrB