Hi Heinrich,
Let me put this more plainly. I am a prostitute (shaddap at the back) living close to where another prostitute has just been untimely ripp'd from arsehole to breakfast by some unknown nutter who seems to be making a habit of mutilating women just like me. So what do I do?
A) Say nothing to the police about nobody - they can keep their sodding noses out of my business.
B) Give them as accurate a description as I can of any man I saw with the victim or hanging round the court, in the desperate hope that he will quickly be picked up and get what's coming to him before he gets the urge to off another prossie.
C) Give myself permanent insomnia by inventing a suspect (whether I saw anyone or not) that will get the police haring off in completely the wrong direction, so the prostitute killer gets a free pass to come and get me or others like me, any night of his choice.
Answer on a saucy postcard.
Clue: it's not C). Not in a million years.
Love,
Caz
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Let me put this more plainly. I am a prostitute (shaddap at the back) living close to where another prostitute has just been untimely ripp'd from arsehole to breakfast by some unknown nutter who seems to be making a habit of mutilating women just like me. So what do I do?
A) Say nothing to the police about nobody - they can keep their sodding noses out of my business.
B) Give them as accurate a description as I can of any man I saw with the victim or hanging round the court, in the desperate hope that he will quickly be picked up and get what's coming to him before he gets the urge to off another prossie.
C) Give myself permanent insomnia by inventing a suspect (whether I saw anyone or not) that will get the police haring off in completely the wrong direction, so the prostitute killer gets a free pass to come and get me or others like me, any night of his choice.
Answer on a saucy postcard.
Clue: it's not C). Not in a million years.
Love,
Caz
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