Originally posted by Sam Flynn
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Ah, you were asking Fish, regarding his signature tune. Thank cod for that.
Reminds me:
Q: What are the vital statistics of your average mermaid?
A: 36-22-three and six a pound.
I think that was one of Tommy Cooper's.
Q: How does a tailor take a woman's inside leg measurement?
A: He sticks the tape measure up the leg as far as it will go, takes the wet from the dry and adds half an inch for turn-ups.
Now that was one of my late father-in-law's gems.
Love,
Caz
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