What did Scotland Yard do with the piece of apron from C.Eddowes?

[Sister Hyde]

what i mean is, you managed to shock me...and I've heard a lot, and said a lot of very odious things in my life...

[Monty]

I'm impressive?

Hmmm....it also seems that you're extremely astute.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

well my colleagues call me insolent and my parents always say my talk is obnoxious my friends...corrosiv but honestly... you're impressive!

[Monty]

Yes.....they do say that of you Sister.

Its a good job my good looks balance it up.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

my god... and people say i"m obnoxious...

[Monty]

Not after the humiliating defeats you didn't. Mainy cos you hid Adam.

Its shawl is it? I see. And that's all you gotta say on this non entity.

Sister,

Let's clear something up. I'm British. Adam is unfortunately an Australian man trapped in a Bunyips body.

Basically if his ancestors weren't stupid enough to have got themselves caught comitting criminal acts by the Rozzers, he' be talking like me. However, and alas, they were stoooopid and did get caught. Therefore he has to endure the embarrassment of a whiney accent, whinging outlook, no humour whatsoever (Paul Hogan...said enough), physical deformities and a perpetual sense of inferiority to the nation that owns his.

Sins of the fathers huh.

Please, don't call him British. Its cruel as it give him false hope.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

pffff you're destroying my ideals of gentlemen sports!!! i thought brittish cricket and rugby were blessed of not having the retarded soccer supporter attitude!!! i hate you!!! (just teasing)

[Adam Went]

Monty:

Excuse you, I have congratulated your team on winning the Ashes.

Shall? Eh? OH, you mean SHAWL.....anyway, I thought you weren't arguing with me on here?

Sister Hyde:

Check out the Cricket thread in pub talk...we've been going on like this for months....except Monty left in embarrassment.

Cheers,
Adam.

[Sister Hyde]

Yep, the Netherlands play cricket, and have some talented players too, but they are only an associate country which means they basically only play the shorter versions of the game internationally (i.e. not Test cricket...)

Anyway, off topic. Sorry.

Cheers,
Adam.

ahahaha dutchmen, can never do things whole, i've noticed it was a general thing there. anyway, please don't argue about sport, i thought cricket and rugger were fair-play gentlmen sports, not like the soccer hillbillies here who can actually beat someone to death for a stupid game, please don't break my dreams

[Monty]

Ànd whoop.....there it is.

So predictable.

Maybe I should predict a 5-0 whitewash and have a public tantrum when it becomes clear that statement was woefully wrong before disappearing until my team wins.....and fail to gracefully congratulate the opposition who humiliated my team then....oh wait, you've already done that haven't you Adam?

As I state, the shall was not Eddowes.

Monty

[Adam Went]

Monty:

A classic response from somebody who's team is humiliating themselves - "The tournament means nothing, I don't care about it and i'm not talking to you anymore" .

I certainly hope we're not in the same nursing home together, i'd prefer to "do a Druitt" before that happens!

Sister Hyde:

Pleased that you agree about Druitt.
Yep, the Netherlands play cricket, and have some talented players too, but they are only an associate country which means they basically only play the shorter versions of the game internationally (i.e. not Test cricket...)

Anyway, off topic. Sorry.

Cheers,
Adam.

[Sister Hyde]

Sister Hyde:

Yes, that is true.
Purely as a hypothetical, it would have been interesting if DNA had existed in the 1890's, and whether the Druitt family who supposedly believed Montague was the murderer according to Macnaghten, would have been willing to submit to DNA testing....i'd be willing to bet that they would have done the tests. And that the results would have been negative.

Monty:

Of course I don't believe everything that I see in a documentary, but then I don't entirely discount that such evidence may exist somewhere either.

I know my memory is terrible, but I can't recall our team being beaten by either Ireland or the Netherlands as of yet.....your absence from the cricket thread has not gone un-noticed.

Cheers,
Adam.

Well I doubt that Duitt was out man so i think it would come out negative in his case alright.

does the nethrlands play cricket??? my god these people can't stop embarrassing themselves

[Bob Hinton]

Missing evidence

If you want to talk about missing evidence look no further than the Mamie Stuart Case. Not only have the South Wales police lost all the evidence and artifacts recovered from the cave with the remains, but someone has actully mislaid the remains of the victim!

The last known sighting was by Sir Bernanrd Knight several years ago in a cardboard box on the shelves of a storeroom in Cardiff University.

The poor girl still hasn't been buried!

[Monty]

Monty:

Of course I don't believe everything that I see in a documentary, but then I don't entirely discount that such evidence may exist somewhere either.

I know my memory is terrible, but I can't recall our team being beaten by either Ireland or the Netherlands as of yet.....your absence from the cricket thread has not gone un-noticed.

Cheers,
Adam.

Evidence? evidence for what purpose?

Yes, it seems your memory is woeful. As I have stated many times over many years, and in recent months infact, the ODI just does not give me that orgasmic feeling it so obviously gives you. You know that.

Its a dumbed down version of the game for those who simply cannot keep up with the much more intellectual superior that is Test cricket, which is why you seem to get all aroused over it. Its brash, flash and holds no substance for me. It bores the Bejasus outta me.....and speaking of Irishisms.

I hear that Ireland deserved their win. Well done fellas.

We lost to the Netherlands during the T20 world cup. Now, can you recall what happened after that? Im sure you can.

I must warn you now that once the inevitable happens (your witless response to this post of mine) I will not be replying out of respect for this thread and its topic.

Come back to me when you retrieve the Ashes, heck we may even be in the same nursing home together when that happens. Then we'll talk. Until then adieu.

Monty....who hopes it will sink in with the Australian this time.

[Adam Went]

Sister Hyde:

Yes, that is true.
Purely as a hypothetical, it would have been interesting if DNA had existed in the 1890's, and whether the Druitt family who supposedly believed Montague was the murderer according to Macnaghten, would have been willing to submit to DNA testing....i'd be willing to bet that they would have done the tests. And that the results would have been negative.

Monty:

Of course I don't believe everything that I see in a documentary, but then I don't entirely discount that such evidence may exist somewhere either.

I know my memory is terrible, but I can't recall our team being beaten by either Ireland or the Netherlands as of yet.....your absence from the cricket thread has not gone un-noticed.

Cheers,
Adam.