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  • Uncle Jack
    Sergeant
    • Aug 2008
    • 588

    #1

    Celebrity suspects today......

    Sickert, Barnardo, Queen Victoria, Oscar Wilde, Conan Doyle, Gissing etc.... all "celebrity" suspects.

    So just for fun - if the Ripper murders had been committed now in the modern day, which celebrities of today would the desperate theorists pin the killings on in a hundred years time? Like I say... just for fun!!
    Best regards,
    Adam


    "They assumed Kelly was the last... they assumed wrong" - Me
  • Mike Covell
    Superintendent
    • Feb 2008
    • 2957

    #2
    Amy Winehouse,
    OJ Simpson,
    Gordon Brown,
    Tony Blair,
    Phil Spector,
    Dr. Conrad Murray.
    Regards Mike

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    • Autolycus
      Cadet
      • Mar 2008
      • 39

      #3
      A Prime Suspect

      Arsene Wenger.

      Regards,
      Autolycus.
      "...a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."

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      • Magpie
        Sergeant
        • Feb 2008
        • 625

        #4
        If it was being reported on Fox News it would be:

        Sean Penn
        George Clooney
        Rosie O'Donell
        Whatsherface from The Dixie Chicks
        Snoop Dogg
        “Sans arme, sans violence et sans haine”

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        • smezenen
          Detective
          • Jul 2008
          • 378

          #5
          Michelle Obama (Jill the Ripper Motivated to kill in order to cover up a complicated political scandle involving Nancy Pelosi and Sara Palin.)
          Tiger Woods (he did it with his claws, was motivated to kill women after sex addiction rehab made it impossible for him to ever have normal sex)
          Simon Cowell (killed them because they had no talent)
          Shrek (used the Uteri for his gruel)
          Bruce Springsteen (because he’s the Boss)
          Ozzy Ozbourne (google the lyrics for Little Dolls, nuf said)
          Dick Clark (the vampire theory.....yes he is so a vampire...he never looks any older.)
          and lastly Johnny Depp (see photo....once again...nuf said)
          Attached Files
          'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'

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          • looby64
            Cadet
            • Jan 2010
            • 37

            #6
            Mike Tyson (he liked the taste of Holyfields ear) might like kidneys too.

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            • ChrisGeorge
              Chief Inspector
              • Apr 2008
              • 1625

              #7
              Glenn Beck dressed in his Stormtrooper uniform
              Nancy Grace
              Rod Blagojevich
              Tiger Woods . . . whoops, no he would have used a golf club
              Former Senator John Edwards. . . there had to be more going on behind that grin
              Christopher T. George
              Organizer, RipperCon #JacktheRipper-#True Crime Conference
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              • Gman992
                Detective
                • Dec 2009
                • 122

                #8
                I think Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, would've made a good Jack:



                Outside of him, I would think James Woods, Kevin Spacey, Adam Lambert, Gary Busey, or Samuel L. Jackson (because that guy is in everything.)
                Last edited by Gman992; 01-29-2010, 09:43 AM.

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                • Mascara & Paranoia
                  Detective
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 492

                  #9
                  Katie Price, in a final and desperate (well, what else?) bid to keep her name in the press.

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                  • kensei
                    Sergeant
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 983

                    #10
                    PeeWee Herman, Andy Dick, Robert Downey Jr., or perhaps Tom Cruise and/or John Travolta in some weird Scientology ritual.

                    And I also like the idea of Tiger Woods. Obvious.

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                    • Frank
                      Constable
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 83

                      #11
                      I think Michael Jackson would be a good suspect. He took Eddowes' nose, because he needed a new one himself. Maybe he was in need of a new kidney, too, because of too much pills he took. And, finally, there were no murders after his death.

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                      • mattwill
                        Cadet
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 33

                        #12
                        In America, the left wing folks would point the finger at George W. Bush, for all the gramaticul errors in the letters. The right wing fanatics would point the finger at Jon Stewart, need I say more?

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                        • Uncle Jack
                          Sergeant
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 588

                          #13
                          Vince Neil from Motly Crue. He strangled a prostitute in a brothel!!
                          Best regards,
                          Adam


                          "They assumed Kelly was the last... they assumed wrong" - Me

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                          • silverstealth
                            Detective
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 100

                            #14
                            Gordon Brown, Tony Bair, all the housemates from celebrity big brother 2010.

                            And of course, Peter Andre, in a vain attempt to ensure he does not end up marrying another one.

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                            • Uncle Jack
                              Sergeant
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 588

                              #15
                              O.J Simpson
                              Best regards,
                              Adam


                              "They assumed Kelly was the last... they assumed wrong" - Me

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