Ripper Conference 2009: London

[The Grave Maurice]

Excellent! I just hope that there's a library near Widegate Street so that I can look up half-remembered quotations, should the need arise.

[Suzi]

Don't know Mont!!!!!!!!!!!!! (!) Better bring your bullseye lantern just in case!!!

As to the speakers I hear Messrs Wooferantweeter are showing an interest- at a price !

[Monty]

Hey owes me Gareth,

I make him look good.

By the way, the speakers. Who and whom?

[Sam Flynn]

Woody, one pint please.

Why, that's very nearly an armful!

[AdamNeilWood]

You can trust me, I have a kind face apparently...

[Monty]

Cue Suzi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shame Ally, shame on you for the doubt. Its not like Adam hasnt delivered before.

Woody, one pint please.

Monty

[Ally]

You rock!

[AdamNeilWood]

Event announcement

Some 'goods' for Ally...

The 2009 Ripper Conference will take place on 24th and 25th October at the King's Stores, Widegate Street E1.

Full details at http://www.ripperconference.com/

Best wishes
Adam Wood and Andy Aliffe,
Conference Organisers

[Suzi]

Not at all, Suzi - the octopus is a cephalopod mollusc.

You must be thinking of Jackson Pollock - who only had five arms, hence the "Jackson Five".

Smartass!! x
What was the extra arm for??? DON'T even think about Jake!!!!!!!

[Ally]

Hmm... I have a feeling I might have been in this position...

PHILIP

Well that's what happens when people start threads and they don't have the goods to deliver.

[Sam Flynn]

Shouldn't that be pollacks!

Not at all, Suzi - the octopus is a cephalopod mollusc.

You must be thinking of Jackson Pollock - who only had five arms, hence the "Jackson Five".

[Suzi]

Shouldn't that be pollacks!.........

Why did I think that was spelt OCKS at the end?...............the girl lives and learns....after consulting Chambers (as ever!)

[Sam Flynn]

Hi Sam

Shouldn't that be octopulets?

... what a load of molluscs!

[Stephen Thomas]

Hi Sam

Shouldn't that be octopulets?

[Sam Flynn]

"There's a sucker born every minute" - Phineas T Barnum on witnessing an octopus giving birth to triplets.