Ripper Conference 2009: London

[Archaic]

Have fun, everybody... I'll be home crying into my double-Vodka Martini.

Cheers, (sob) Archaic

[Rob Clack]

I shall run ragged round you all, poking you with sticks.

PHILIP

Oh my god!!! your bringing the shorts aren't you?????

[George Hutchinson]

I shall run ragged round you all, poking you with sticks.

PHILIP

[caz]

Hi Chaps,

I'm sure a few gins and some jellied eels will sort me out.

Love,

Caz
X

[Monty]

Yes Caz, Rob will look after us both.

Pimms my good mann.

Monty

[Rob Clack]

Don't worry Caz we'll look after you. Hope you'll be alright, wont be the same without you.

Love

Rob X

[caz]

I'll do my best, Monty. Sorry to hear about your ankle.

I'm beginning to think someone up there has got it in for those of us lucky enough to have places at the conference. My thyroid has just gone overactive for the third time, so if I feel well enough to attend I need you all to be very gentle with me please.

So Monty, I'd be much obliged if you would leave the rocks out of your pockets when I give you your piggy back. (I nearly said 'when you mount me' but thought better of it.

Love,

Caz
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[Rob Clack]

Ive severly sprained my ankle and damaged ligaments, therefore Im looking for someone to carry me around next weekend. Apparently Rob wont do it cos, and I quote, 'I aint your lacky besides Ive carried you long enough'.

Yes, thats the brutality of the man, Im a battered co-writer.

So if anyone is willing? Caz? Suz...no Caz will do fine thanks.

Monty


PS Scott, I believe Jeff Leahy will be videoing all the talks and events. I may be wrong. I believe he isnt around here but you can contact him on the other side.

If you can borrow the Mortuary cart from the Docklands Museum (or wherever it is now) I'll cart you around in that.

A pram??

Actually that's a better idea .

Rob (not Mann)

[Sam Flynn]

A pram??

I think we should all buy a bucket of jellied eels each, and strew their contents on the ground before Monty's shoes, so that he can slide along like a Sarsen stone. I can even bring my druid's gown, if you like, for that extra touch of (in)authenticity.

[Suzi]

A pram??

[Monty]

Ive severly sprained my ankle and damaged ligaments, therefore Im looking for someone to carry me around next weekend. Apparently Rob wont do it cos, and I quote, 'I aint your lacky besides Ive carried you long enough'.

Yes, thats the brutality of the man, Im a battered co-writer.

So if anyone is willing? Caz? Suz...no Caz will do fine thanks.

Monty


PS Scott, I believe Jeff Leahy will be videoing all the talks and events. I may be wrong. I believe he isnt around here but you can contact him on the other side.

[Scott Nelson]

I'd like someone to take notes for me. But I can't pay you.

[AdamNeilWood]

Attending the Conference

Dear all,

Just a reminder that any friends who were unable to get a delegate place for the full conference are very welcome to join us once the main events are complete, free of charge.

The times are as follows:

Saturday 7.30-11.30pm
Sunday 6.30-10.30pm

Both evenings will have some form of entertainment as well as the chance to catch up with the events of the day.

Best wishes
Adam

[Monty]

Ye may laugh. Have any of us seen Monty's car?

Like Im going to tell you. That way you wont know whats hit you.

After all, Ive nearly accounted for one top Ripperologist.

Monty

[Suzi]

Heeeeeeeee!!
Poor Mont....OK Mont.. ..What's your wheels??? Fess up time!!!!
If you don't fancy it I hear Mr Diemschutz does damned good rates over the weekend - bit of a walk from Durward Street- but hey!!- been done before!!!xxx