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  • Admin
    Administrator
    • Feb 2008
    • 226

    #1

    Blanket Ban on Discussing Politics

    You know how it is. Dirty people with their dirty thoughts come over onto your pristine shores, and before you know it, they're befouling your once immaculate land with their dirty, dirty ideology and you have to look at them, day in and day out, spreading their filth, all over your once clean, white and bright cities. If only there was something that could be done.... like kicking them back to where they came from.

    You know how you feel about brown people? That's how I feel about you. And your politics. And the more you spout your bullshit on my boards, the less I want you here. The difference is, unlike you, I have the power. So. As to promote peaceful coexistence, you get to stay, as long as you keep your thoughts, opinions, and beliefs to yourself and stop infecting my living room with your mentally diseased nonsense.

    So be quiet. Or go back to where you came from.


    No more discussion of politics. Not American, Not British. Not Anything. I am tired of it all. Don't like it? I don't care. Leave. Isn't that the mantra? This is my country. Don't like it? Go home. Nobody is forcing you stay here.

    Once again: Politics is OFF the table. Zero discussion. Zero tolerance. Find something else to rant incoherently about.

  • rjpalmer
    Commissioner
    • Mar 2008
    • 4268

    #2
    Originally posted by Admin View Post
    No more discussion of politics. Not American, Not British. Not Anything. I am tired of it all. Don't like it? I don't care. Leave. Isn't that the mantra? This is my country. Don't like it? Go home. Nobody is forcing you stay here.

    Once again: Politics is OFF the table. Zero discussion. Zero tolerance. Find something else to rant incoherently about.
    This is a great policy, but the next 48 hours are going to be tough.

    Depending on how it goes, I might have to tape my fingers together.

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    • Admin
      Administrator
      • Feb 2008
      • 226

      #3
      .... We can be bribed.
      Admin might be willing to let anyone pass who A) has European or Canadian citizenship and is B) willing to provide a platonic marriage so she can escape this handmaid's hellhole should it go bad. Is five years married to me worth the vent? I didn't think so.

      Also, that's a funny. Admin is super stress drinking today and thinks she's hilarious when she's blotto.

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      • FISHY1118
        Assistant Commissioner
        • May 2019
        • 3619

        #4
        I'll kick in a for a 48hr lift.
        'It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is. It doesn't matter how smart you are . If it doesn't agree with experiment, its wrong'' . Richard Feynman

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        • Enigma
          Detective
          • Aug 2019
          • 311

          #5
          Originally posted by Admin View Post
          .... We can be bribed.
          Admin might be willing to let anyone pass who A) has European or Canadian citizenship and is B) willing to provide a platonic marriage so she can escape this handmaid's hellhole should it go bad. Is five years married to me worth the vent? I didn't think so.

          Also, that's a funny. Admin is super stress drinking today and thinks she's hilarious when she's blotto.
          Do members in Oz also qualify under criterion A above? Just asking.
          Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

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          • GBinOz
            Assistant Commissioner
            • Jun 2021
            • 3009

            #6
            Originally posted by Enigma View Post

            Do members in Oz also qualify under criterion A above? Just asking.
            Oz.....the last bastion of logic, truth and justice??

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            • The Rookie Detective
              Chief Inspector
              • Apr 2019
              • 1899

              #7
              Well...

              ...at least he can't run for a 3rd term, so the world just needs to get through and survive the next 4 years...

              Every cloud.
              "Great minds, don't think alike"

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              • DJA
                *
                • May 2015
                • 4700

                #8
                Originally posted by GBinOz View Post

                Oz.....the last bastion of logic, truth and justice??
                And The Wizard plays for Hawthorn,not bloody Geelong!

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                • JeffHamm
                  Commissioner
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 4095

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FISHY1118 View Post
                  I'll kick in a for a 48hr lift.
                  By the sounds of the Admin, I think a case of wine and dozen roses might work better

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                  • FISHY1118
                    Assistant Commissioner
                    • May 2019
                    • 3619

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JeffHamm View Post

                    By the sounds of the Admin, I think a case of wine and dozen roses might work better
                    I dont think that will do somehow .
                    'It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is. It doesn't matter how smart you are . If it doesn't agree with experiment, its wrong'' . Richard Feynman

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                    • caz
                      Premium Member
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 10569

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Admin View Post
                      .... We can be bribed.
                      Admin might be willing to let anyone pass who A) has European or Canadian citizenship and is B) willing to provide a platonic marriage so she can escape this handmaid's hellhole should it go bad. Is five years married to me worth the vent? I didn't think so.

                      Also, that's a funny. Admin is super stress drinking today and thinks she's hilarious when she's blotto.
                      I was there in 2016, when our lot voted for Brexit. Like turkeys voting for Christmas, except that we all got stuffed.

                      I'll get me coat...

                      Love,

                      Caz
                      X
                      "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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                      • Wickerman
                        Commissioner
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 14865

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Rookie Detective View Post
                        Well...

                        ...at least he can't run for a 3rd term, so the world just needs to get through and survive the next 4 years...

                        Every cloud.
                        He won't need a third term if everything goes to plan.
                        He has already said he wants to be President for life.


                        Now, we need to get rid of Trudeau.
                        Regards, Jon S.

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                        • Ms Diddles
                          Chief Inspector
                          • Aug 2019
                          • 1695

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Admin View Post
                          You know how it is. Dirty people with their dirty thoughts come over onto your pristine shores, and before you know it, they're befouling your once immaculate land with their dirty, dirty ideology and you have to look at them, day in and day out, spreading their filth, all over your once clean, white and bright cities. If only there was something that could be done.... like kicking them back to where they came from.

                          You know how you feel about brown people? That's how I feel about you. And your politics. And the more you spout your bullshit on my boards, the less I want you here. The difference is, unlike you, I have the power. So. As to promote peaceful coexistence, you get to stay, as long as you keep your thoughts, opinions, and beliefs to yourself and stop infecting my living room with your mentally diseased nonsense.

                          So be quiet. Or go back to where you came from.


                          No more discussion of politics. Not American, Not British. Not Anything. I am tired of it all. Don't like it? I don't care. Leave. Isn't that the mantra? This is my country. Don't like it? Go home. Nobody is forcing you stay here.

                          Once again: Politics is OFF the table. Zero discussion. Zero tolerance. Find something else to rant incoherently about.
                          To be honest I probably couldn't find the words today even if I wanted to.

                          It'd just be a mass of incoherent swearing and weird primeval guttural sounds.

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                          • The Rookie Detective
                            Chief Inspector
                            • Apr 2019
                            • 1899

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ms Diddles View Post

                            It'd just be a mass of incoherent swearing and weird primeval guttural sounds.

                            Sounding a little bit like Kosminski then?

                            Hehe!

                            "Great minds, don't think alike"

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                            • Losmandris
                              Sergeant
                              • May 2019
                              • 715

                              #15
                              Big Hugs American friends. This is pretty rough news. Nothing else to say X
                              Best wishes,

                              Tristan

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