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  • #46
    Jacob Rees-Mogg would make a great PM
    Regards

    Sir Herlock Sholmes.

    “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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    • #47
      Just wipe and hey presto, the stain's gone.

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      • #48
        MPs are public servants.

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        • #49
          Just follow the simple instructions.
          Kind regards, Sam Flynn

          "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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          • #50
            Buy an eternity ring. Two year guarantee.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Sam Flynn View Post
              Redundancies:

              "Domestos kills all known germs dead"

              "Work colleague"

              "Pre-planning" and its evil relative "pre-prepare"

              "Good skill" (a phrase beloved of sports commentators)
              And the awful "Pre-book your seats in advance".
              "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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              • #52
                Never buy your girlfriend a leather jacket because you’ll only be seeing her wear it two years later with her new boyfriend.
                "Is all that we see or seem
                but a dream within a dream?"

                -Edgar Allan Poe


                "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
                quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

                -Frederick G. Abberline

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                • #53
                  "And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye."

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                  • #54
                    Can't resist :

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Robert View Post
                      Buy an eternity ring. Two year guarantee.
                      I bought a watch with a lifetime guarantee. When the main spring goes, it slashes your wrist.

                      (The old ones are the best)
                      Kind regards, Sam Flynn

                      "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Robert View Post

                        ..........genius at work.
                        Regards

                        Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                        “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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                        • #57
                          I bought a watch with a lifetime guarantee. When the main spring goes, it slashes your wrist.

                          Mr Culverton Smith strikes again!

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                          • #58
                            Effectively relieves cold and flu symptoms.

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                            ....or pop into your local branch for a chat with one of our friendly advisers.

                            Our internal review found no basis for these allegations.

                            An Inquiry will be held to establish the truth in this matter, and lessons will be learned.

                            £X saving on RRP!

                            Mr X, whose trial started today was described by his family as a loveable rogue.

                            Football: "he's not that kind of player"

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                            • #59
                              Some product is "New and improved!"

                              Some food product has "improved taste!"

                              Your pet's food product contains something that is now "better tasting!"
                              Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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                              Von Konigswald: Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard. -- Happy Birthday, Wanda June by Kurt Vonnegut, c.1970.
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                              • #60
                                "The manager enjoys the full support of the chairman"

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