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  • #2
    Strangely, there is a psychological disorder some people have, in which they become romantically obsessed with inanimate objects. I don't think all of them try to have sex with park benches in public, though!
    Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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    • #3
      The sad thing is one day he would have probably left it for a newer and shinier park bench. Such is life.

      c.d.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Pcdunn View Post
        Strangely, there is a psychological disorder some people have, in which they become romantically obsessed with inanimate objects. I don't think all of them try to have sex with park benches in public, though!
        Hello Pat,

        You are quite right. There are bunch of sickos running around out there. Sex with a park bench should only be done in the confines of the bedroom and of course only with a willing bench of a certain age.

        c.d.

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        • #5
          They should have called in the shrink.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Robert View Post
            They should have called in the shrink.
            I hear shrunken benches can find excellent employment with model-makers in hobby shops.
            Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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            • #7
              But what about the bench? #MeToo

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