Leather and Willow

[Monty]

You've learnt nothing. ;-)

Monty

[GUT]

Deteriorating wicket

A record required to be broken for victory

A young English team who has out thought the ageing Australian team

A young English team who has out performed the ageing Australian team.

A bowling unit which contains the greatest swing bowler in the world, supported by a mixture of experience and youth. And a dynamic athletic field.

I admire your confidence, as misplaced as it is.

Monty

Yeah Looks too easy for us doesn't it.

[Monty]

Deteriorating wicket

A record required to be broken for victory

A young English team who has out thought the ageing Australian team

A young English team who has out performed the ageing Australian team.

A bowling unit which contains the greatest swing bowler in the world, supported by a mixture of experience and youth. And a dynamic athletic field.

I admire your confidence, as misplaced as it is.

Monty

[GUT]

All of a sudden, there's a silence from the Aussie boys as realism sets in.

Monty

My moneys on a draw, but we might pull it out, can't see a pack of POMS beating the pride of Aus.

[Monty]

All of a sudden, there's a silence from the Aussie boys as realism sets in.

Monty

[Rosemary]

Quoi

Used to till SHE and Dr said no more.

What kind of doctor? Just messin?!?! What speciality??

[GUT]

So what dose the doc and little woman think of your intrest in a deranged fellow with a liking for buchery and snuffling away blooded organs for there jollys?

They think it's great because I have been basically bed ridden for a few years and it keeps the old bran ticking.

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

Used to till SHE and Dr said no more.

So what dose the doc and little woman think of your intrest in a deranged fellow with a liking for buchery and snuffling away blooded organs for there jollys?

[GUT]

Im more a leather over flesh kind of guy Ho and anything with a motor thats fast but if you like hitting balls with wood well what can I say? enjoy

Used to till SHE and Dr said no more.

[GUT]

A fairly even day, Gut.

Seen enough in the pitch, though, to suggest that you wouldn't want to be the team batting last on this wicket.

May give England the edge, but, on the other hand, I don't think England have enough in the bowling attack.

Jimmy Anderson is Jimmy Anderson and will perform to his usual standard, but I don't see him getting enough support.

I can see England reaching about 430, which will be just above a par score, but it wouldn't surprise me if the Aussies knock off 430 in a couple of sessions.

Your 430 was pretty close. I give a slight Edge to the Poms at the moment but I think we bat a bt further down, so maybe evens.

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

Im more a leather over flesh kind of guy Ho and anything with a motor thats fast but if you like hitting balls with wood well what can I say? enjoy

[GUT]

For some reason Merv Hughes came to mind, probably that 'tache; but then one of the best exchanges of banter came to mind.

Hughes bowling to Javed Miandad and verbals were being exchanged. Javed Miandad then called him: "a fat ******* bus conductor".

Hughes bowled him soon after and ran past him: "tickets please!"

Class.

Well Big Merv is pure class we all know that.

[Fleetwood Mac]

Well some cricketers maybe not that far off at all.

For some reason Merv Hughes came to mind, probably that 'tache; but then one of the best exchanges of banter came to mind.

Hughes bowling to Javed Miandad and verbals were being exchanged. Javed Miandad then called him: "a fat ******* bus conductor".

Hughes bowled him soon after and ran past him: "tickets please!"

Class.

[GUT]

Well, I was way off on that one. Thank you

Well some cricketers maybe not that far off at all.

[Beowulf]

Well, I was way off on that one. Thank you