getting a bit boring again

[Steadmund Brand]

Who is the leader...now, this seems to be a problem... however I think I have the solution...since we are on three separate continents, someone has to be in charge of a territory eh? Besides, as cult leaders we are just the figure heads.. the teachers if you will…the accountant/profits for the cult.. there must be a way to share the wealth..

Hmm A Bigfoot related relic… For that answer you must have faith, and either cash/Paypal or a valid credit card… no personal checks thank you. And as per Bunyip… even though I’m a Yank, I know about Bunyip…. Fact is I blame Bunyip for the Brisbane dreadful season…. Came right out of the swamp and attacked the boys!!! But Bigfoot does not fear Bunyip…..now Chupacabra.. that’s another story…. And you all know my take on Mothman!!!!


Steadmund Brand---

[GUT]

Then again the way the too great leaders are touting for business maybe I should start my own cult proposing the Bunyip [Google it you Poms and Yanks ] as the culprit. And maybe because the Aussie dollar is a bit weak at the moment I'll get more contributions to "The Great Cult of The Bunyip" divine leader GUT taking all tithes and offerings via Paypal.

[GUT]

The mutual love we have for bigfoot is bringing us together so our cults must join together p.s I will obviously still be in charge

OOOHHHHHH a mega cult.

p.p.s all we need is members.

What the heck am I chopped liver?

[GUT]

Remember .... I have the Bigfoot connection as well....I'm telling you...all the answers are here..it just takes time and money, By the way.. other cults are welcome to join my cult as well, then, if the price is right they may become sub-cults, they keep their views and members but 70% has to come back to the home office.. err I mean divine temple.

Oh did I mention, in my cult you will receive a membership card, a jacket patch, and a holy relic, as well as discount coupons for various items from our store... I mean from the sacred vaults...

Steadmund Brand--

Will it be a Bigfoot related relic. Think about it as this could be the deciding factor as to which cult I throw my not inconsiderable weight behind.

[pinkmoon]

that may be true.. but remember... I am an American...thats all I need say when it comes to Bigfoot...we all know Bigfoot is American (ok maybe Canadian....but thats like Americas little brother innit?) and who better to have the inside scoop then an American cult... by the way... same goes for the AMERICAN Indians, and the 7th cavalry... the giant octopus.. ok, that one I'll give you... But Bigfoot is ours

Steadmund Brand---

The mutual love we have for bigfoot is bringing us together so our cults must join together p.s I will obviously still be in charge.p.p.s all we need is members.

[Steadmund Brand]

Well excuse me Judas! It was me who introduced bigfoot into the equation via the American Indians camping in Whitechapel who were scared of by the seventh cavalry thus leading bigfoot into a showdown with the giant octopus.

that may be true.. but remember... I am an American...thats all I need say when it comes to Bigfoot...we all know Bigfoot is American (ok maybe Canadian....but thats like Americas little brother innit?) and who better to have the inside scoop then an American cult... by the way... same goes for the AMERICAN Indians, and the 7th cavalry... the giant octopus.. ok, that one I'll give you... But Bigfoot is ours

Steadmund Brand---

[pinkmoon]

Remember .... I have the Bigfoot connection as well....I'm telling you...all the answers are here..it just takes time and money, By the way.. other cults are welcome to join my cult as well, then, if the price is right they may become sub-cults, they keep their views and members but 70% has to come back to the home office.. err I mean divine temple.

Oh did I mention, in my cult you will receive a membership card, a jacket patch, and a holy relic, as well as discount coupons for various items from our store... I mean from the sacred vaults...

Steadmund Brand--

Well excuse me Judas! It was me who introduced bigfoot into the equation via the American Indians camping in Whitechapel who were scared of by the seventh cavalry thus leading bigfoot into a showdown with the giant octopus.

[Steadmund Brand]

Remember .... I have the Bigfoot connection as well....I'm telling you...all the answers are here..it just takes time and money, By the way.. other cults are welcome to join my cult as well, then, if the price is right they may become sub-cults, they keep their views and members but 70% has to come back to the home office.. err I mean divine temple.

Oh did I mention, in my cult you will receive a membership card, a jacket patch, and a holy relic, as well as discount coupons for various items from our store... I mean from the sacred vaults...

Steadmund Brand--

[GUT]

Welcome brother Dave and thanks for the kind offer however I'm afraid we are only taking virgins for sacrifice at the moment

G'day Pinkmoon

Why sacrifice the virgins when we've got all the Lords of the Underworld and Foul Creatures to get rid of, Steadmund's cult is looking better by the day unless you can throw in an audience with bigfoot to discuss the mysteries of the universe.

[Cogidubnus]

Oh god no...if you're going to treat her humanely, forget it...and the thought of getting her ashes back...no not ever...bonfire overload...

I'm already cluttered up with my late mother-in-laws ashes (in an urn in a red velvet bag) and her friend's (ditto) ... they live in a kind of limbo down the side of my sofa until birthdays and Christmas each year, when they emerge and short-term rejoin the family...we do move them round every now and again, so they get a different view of the TV but...

Anyhow, if I ever do succeed in shedding the wife, I don't want it humane...the mother-in-law was a real darling by comparison....

All the best

Dave

[pinkmoon]

She is, in her left ear...as for the right...well it's known a cocking a deaf'un

Ok Dave seeing its you I will do you a favour and take her she will be treated in a humane way and after burning her at the stake we shall return the ashes to you.

[Cogidubnus]

She is, in her left ear...as for the right...well it's known a cocking a deaf'un

[pinkmoon]

I've got a female, age 66, I can offer...

Welcome brother Dave and thanks for the kind offer however I'm afraid we are only taking virgins for sacrifice at the moment

[Cogidubnus]

Human Sacrifice

I've got a female, age 66, I can offer...

[GUT]

Does either cult permit human sacrifice, you know like foul creatures and Lords of the Underworld, the answer to this could decide which cult I throw my support behind.