getting boring

[GUT]

Well clearly your wrong I repeat for the hard of hearing 39 midgets.

[TomTomKent]

G'Day Tom

As long as it was 39 very short Ewoks I won't argue.

No, three average Ewoks and Chewbacca.

[GUT]

G'Day Tom

As long as it was 39 very short Ewoks I won't argue.

[TomTomKent]

G'Day Tom

You are wrong 39 midgets = 74 legs

It was Ewoks.

My evidence? The murders were Long Long Ago, and in a completely different world to Hollywood.

[GUT]

G'Day Tom

You are wrong 39 midgets = 74 legs

[Tom_Wescott]

PC

Only because I KNOW for a fact that they were midgets. Or for the PC vertically challenged.

This is like the Carnac theory...it just doesn't have legs.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[GUT]

G'Day Stan

Danny Kaye's dad was named Kaminsky

Yes but Stan how tall was he, it is all about the height.

[sdreid]

Danny Kaye's dad was named Kaminsky

[GUT]

PC

Only because I KNOW for a fact that they were midgets. Or for the PC vertically challenged.

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

So if you wrote it you must be under 5 foot! .......

Um hang on

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

Hi,
Have you got a publisher yet?

Is that an offer? Cos every editor that I give it to hands it back barely able to breathe from laughter, with tears in there eyes, that must mean its both emotive and funny therefore Brilliant!! and then they send me out the door without a word! so surely there struck dumb by the mastery of my work!!

[GUT]

So if you wrote it you must be under 5 foot! .......

[GUT]

G'Day PCFT

Gents and um ladys you are all talking utter madness as I have the diary of the true ripper and he was into dark magic, like some pagans he was using the women for scrying to gain visions of the future and with MJK the vision was so potent he went mad and I guarantee the diary is 100% ripper,off as I completed it last week

But if your diary wasn't written by a group of midgets it can't be true, sure some were into black magic.

[GUT]

G'Day Richard

Hi,
I am glad that you have mentioned my infamous ''39 theory''..I like it to get aired on occasions .
Regards Richard.

What 39 theory ... ..... ........

[richardnunweek]

Hi,
Have you got a publisher yet?