leaving casebook

[Cogidubnus]

Hi Jason

I think it's disgracefull I've had no abuse of (sic) anyone.

Well if it'll keep you happy, as my workmates will be pleased to testify, I'm extremely fluent and more than ready to oblige...Is there any particular aspect that you'd like me concentrate upon, you great fat useless spawny eyed parrot faced wassock? (I'm also a great Capstick fan by the way)

Cheers

Dave

[lynn cates]

humour

Hello Jason. So sorry. Any way I can talk you out of it? (Just kidding.)

Cheers.
LC

[caz]

That's almost certainly the funniest post we'll see on Casebook this year.

On a similar note, Alfred the Great has said that, despite only having been recently unearthed, he has enjoyed getting up to speed with developments following his unfortunate demise. He wants me to point out that, while he has enjoyed his brief foray onto the boards, he wishes to make his departure before he becomes the topic of a JtR suspect book. Besides which he needs to prepare for his appearance on The Great British Bake-Off - apparently he didn't do too well at rehearsals.

Well you can tell Alf that if he ever comes back here with his burnt Bath buns and cremated cream horns I'm off! I won't stay anywhere we don't get teatime cakes of Fanny Cradock quality. As Johnny Cradock used to say "I hope all your doughnuts taste like Fannies".

[GUT]

G'Day pinkmoon

Well back on thread, if you're gunna stay for goodness sake get on with it and stay.....

[pinkmoon]

Stoats and dead kings how can we fail.

[GUT]

G'Day Bridewell

Any more word on the bones of "Alfred" there have been reports here that they may not be his.

[Bridewell]

Richard III has asked me to post this :

Dear Casebookers

As you may know, I was recently disinterred from the grounds of a car park. I promptly discovered that, during my time underground, I had been accused of murdering my two nephews. As if that wasn't bad enough, I have now lost my parking space.

I am sure you will all understand that, with my time occupied in fighting these vulgar calumnies on the one hand, and trying to ensure that I don't get clamped on the other, I shall have little time to devote to Casebook. Accordingly I am taking a break from this excellent website, but I hope to return at some point in the future.

Yours

Dicky

That's almost certainly the funniest post we'll see on Casebook this year.

On a similar note, Alfred the Great has said that, despite only having been recently unearthed, he has enjoyed getting up to speed with developments following his unfortunate demise. He wants me to point out that, while he has enjoyed his brief foray onto the boards, he wishes to make his departure before he becomes the topic of a JtR suspect book. Besides which he needs to prepare for his appearance on The Great British Bake-Off - apparently he didn't do too well at rehearsals.

[Robert]

Richard III has asked me to post this :

Dear Casebookers

As you may know, I was recently disinterred from the grounds of a car park. I promptly discovered that, during my time underground, I had been accused of murdering my two nephews. As if that wasn't bad enough, I have now lost my parking space.

I am sure you will all understand that, with my time occupied in fighting these vulgar calumnies on the one hand, and trying to ensure that I don't get clamped on the other, I shall have little time to devote to Casebook. Accordingly I am taking a break from this excellent website, but I hope to return at some point in the future.

Yours

Dicky

[GUT]

It is a much underrated art form.

[pinkmoon]

Do you find society has a very negative attitude towards human sacrifice?

[GUT]

Not naked, we always use body art.

[pinkmoon]

Do you find the emu fat works better if you dance naked under the full moon

[GUT]

Down here we use Emu fat.

[pinkmoon]

Stoats blood what rubbish !!everyone knows that dried frog spawn works much better.

[Fleetwood Mac]

You forgot to mention that we burn witches at weekends in Lancashire also we point up to the sky with excitement every time a giant metal bird flies over.

I lived there for a while and I once saw a woman catch a stoat and use it for medicinal purposes, mainly involving rubbing stoat's blood on a broken leg. This was 2002. I decided to leave. A bit hasty but I thought it best not to hang around in a place famed for the Pendle Witches in the 1600s and 400 years later they still hadn't grasped that old crones using animals to cure human ailments can only possibly lead to confusion and insanity. I'm in Yorkshire these days and they're not much better. 'Bout time I returned to the North East where people are reasonable and use nettles for these sorts of things.