URGENT- Don Souden Has Had A Stroke

[belinda]

Wow Don remembered my Irish fixation! I'm not fluent but I've been learning for a long time. He's really on the ball.

This is one version of Hello


Dia dhuit
You pronounce it something like Deeah youte. When you get a chance tell him I'm really impressed he remembered that!
He's not allowed to remember my age though he worked it out once when we were in the chat room!

[curious]

Hi Colin.

Here you be:

Fairview of Fairfield
ATTN: DON SOUDEN
930 Mill Hill Terrace
Southport, CT
06890
USA

Hi everyone.

Whether you know Don personally or not (and you all know him through his articles & magazines), please feel free to send him postcards & cards full of your jokes, sports talk, Ripper news, research updates, historical theories, travel news, book reviews, funny pet stories, chit-chat, pub talk, gourmet achievements, horse racing predictions, cheeky gossip and all manner of unfounded rumors.

Thanks!
Bunny

Hi, Bunny,
Please give Don my best. I've been engrossed in a project and haven't been in touch with him. Both versions have gone to press and I've pulled a copy to send to him. I'm not sure how good his eyesight is now . . .

Thanks,
Velma

[Archaic]

For clarity, Irn Bru is only orange in colour. God only knows what it's meant to taste of! I quite like it myself, but I'd struggle to describe it.

The slogan says that it's "Made in Scotland from girders", and it wouldn't surprise me if it were.

Hi Sam.

Are you sure the correct slogan's not "made in Scotland from girdles"?

- Confused In Seattle

[Archaic]

Don's Address

Hi Archaic,

I've not met Don, but I'm very happy to add my postcard to his collection. Is there any chance of a reminder as to the address to send it to?

Best Wishes, Colin.

Hi Colin.

Here you be:

Fairview of Fairfield
ATTN: DON SOUDEN
930 Mill Hill Terrace
Southport, CT
06890
USA

Hi everyone.

Whether you know Don personally or not (and you all know him through his articles & magazines), please feel free to send him postcards & cards full of your jokes, sports talk, Ripper news, research updates, historical theories, travel news, book reviews, funny pet stories, chit-chat, pub talk, gourmet achievements, horse racing predictions, cheeky gossip and all manner of unfounded rumors.

Thanks!
Bunny

[Robert]

Hi Gareth

I'll have the tea, as long as Don does not perform the dance of the seven army surplus blankets.

[Bridewell]

Hi Archaic,

I've not met Don, but I'm very happy to add my postcard to his collection. Is there any chance of a reminder as to the address to send it to?

Best Wishes, Colin.

[Sam Flynn]

Please tell Don, cup of tea, please.

Such a British request, Rob. Which reminds me...


Sellers [Indian]: Ah, what does the dirt-encrusted Sahib desire? All the sensuous drinks of the Orient are yours! The Pan-Bidi; the scented Vishnu wine; the toddy juice; the aromatic Crab-Pani. Which do you desire, oh wicked one?

Seagoon: Pot of tea, please.

- The Goons, "Dishonoured"

[Robert]

Hi Bunny

Great to hear Don in such fine form. It's made my day.

Please tell Don, cup of tea, please.

[GUT]

G'day Bunny

I've never met Don, but please tell him if he ever gets "Down Under" it will be my honour to buy HIM a drink.

[Sam Flynn]

Don started talking about one of his favorite subjects, visiting London. He said something about "Irnbru" (? sounded like "Iron Brew") and said it's a Scottish Orange Soda that he had in his room at the last conference.

For clarity, Irn Bru is only orange in colour. God only knows what it's meant to taste of! I quite like it myself, but I'd struggle to describe it. The slogan says that it's "Made in Scotland from girders", and it wouldn't surprise me if it were.

Don said, "Tell Sam I'll see him in church!"

Tell Don I'll see him in the pub first. We can go to church later if he likes... I'm not averse to a bit of the old ecclesiasticals, even if I don't buy into the policy

[Archaic]

"People are so nice to me, how can I ever thank them all?"

Hi everyone.

I got a really wonderful birthday present today! Don's brother called me a little while ago and said he'd finally gotten Don's phone fixed & Don wanted to talk to me. We haven't been able to talk in such a long time and I've been awfully worried about him, so it was really terrific timing.

Don & I had a long talk. I read him the posts all his friends have made on this thread and he said over & over that he appreciates everyone's kindness and concern.

Don said his doctor told him they do need to remove his gall bladder. (I read him all the posts you guys made about gall bladder surgery.) Don said he is "concerned about the surgery for one reason: because it will set me back a few days as far as regaining my strength goes. I know how important that is so I can get to travel." He's still determined to get to London for the next Ripper conference, and wants to travel all over the globe so he can see his friends and thank them in person.

Don asked me to thank all of you for your cards, postcards & letters. Don said the nurse who usually brings him his mail walks in to his room and says "Another beautiful postcard for you!" and he loves it. Don explained that he needs new glasses because his eyesight changed after the stroke, so she helps him read his mail.

Don said something about Belinda being able to speak Gaelic? He said a Gaelic phrase that I'm afraid I can't spell, but it meant something like, "Hello, how are you?"

Don mentioned a letter that Stewart & Rosie sent him some time back, and asked me to thank them again for it.

Don asked how Paul is doing, and I told him Paul was writing the editorial for Rip, so he was very happy to hear that.

Don started talking about one of his favorite subjects, visiting London. He said something about "Irnbru" (? sounded like "Iron Brew") and said it's a Scottish Orange Soda that he had in his room at the last conference. Said Adam & Dave (Cogidubnus) will understand. Said he'll buy everyone some when he gets to London.

Don said thank you again to Robert for sending him shortbread via his brother. (It's the safest way to send Don anything. Please contact me if you'd like to send Don something.)

Don really likes Robert's idea of his Easter eggs all over the world, and said again he wants to travel to London, Scotland, Australia, Africa and all over the US to visit his friends. I told him Adam is still up for visiting Eduardo in Africa, and Don is rarin' to go!

I mentioned that Carol and her husband Per-Ake had a wonderful trip from their home in Sweden to the U.S., visiting NYC & Arizona. Told him they had a great time in Tombstone Arizona, at the OK Corral, Boot Hill Cemetery, etc, like I did 4 or 5 yrs ago, and that Carol can now sling a six-shooter with the best of them! Don said Arizona is very beautiful, and mentioned Senora and Sedona.

Don sounded really sharp, and his amazing memory was very much in evidence! As usual, he asked me about my health, that of my dog and horses, wanted to know if the neighbor's chicken still hangs out with my horse Pokey, and then suddenly asked, "How's Peanut?" (A horse I rescued from the slaughter yard in October, rehabbed & adopted out to a great family.) I told Don that Peanut is doing great, and a 9 yr boy old is already riding him in 4H and they will be in a kids' horse show soon, and I'll send him photos. Don said he's looking forward to that and wants to be on 'Team Peanut' as we call ourselves.

When Don's brother went out of the room for a minute Don announced, "Elvis has left the building!" Ha ha, that was pretty funny. Still a wise guy.

I read Don what Dave (Protohistorian) wrote about recovery from stroke, and Don remembered all the details and told me how hard Dave worked to recover.

When I told Don that Sam Flynn said to tell him that he has an atheist praying for him, Don said, "Isn't that amazing? Tell him thank you...That's two atheists who are praying for me!" I told him there are probably more than two.
Don said, "Tell Sam I'll see him in church!"

Then Don said, "People are so nice to me, how can I ever thank them all?"

Then a minute later: "I'll go broke buying them all drinks."

Don said, "find out what everybody likes." -OK, guys, place your beverage orders here...

Then Don remarked, "I only know one person who drinks Sidecars.'' I replied, "Oh yeah? Who is that?" Don answered, "You! Remember, I promised to buy you a drink before we get on the plane for London." That's true, he promised me last fall when he wanted to go the big Ripper Conference and said i could go as his guest. I can't believe he can remember such little details as my favorite (rather obscure) 1920's cocktail! Man, if I had a nickel for every so-called bartender who's said "What's a Sidecar?"... yet Don remembers!

Anyway, all you guys need to decide what you want to order when Don buys you a drink. If you want a pint of Guinness, a goblet of champagne, a single malt whiskey, a cocktail, Scottish orange soda, fresh carrot juice, or some weird local beverage Don has never heard of, place your order here.
I'll promise I'll pass your drink orders on to him next time we chat.

When we were saying goodbye, Don said, "Please tell everyone thank you for me, and that I love them."

Take care everyone,
Bunny

[Robert]

I fear it's true, Gareth. I never met Rowan Atkinson, or the poor chap would probably be starring in "Lack Bladder."

[Sam Flynn]

I am obviously a gall bladder Jonah.

I didn't have you down as a bile-basher, Rob.

[Steadmund Brand]

I wish I knew about mine in advance and it was a planned surgery... instead I ended up in the ER one morning and after a battery of tests was told... um.. you are going into surgery NOW!!...not a fun time....

My brother on the other hand, had his planned and was in the hospital in the morning, and left the hospital by early afternoon and was up and around in 2 days... amazing... me.. I was in the hospital for a week, and out of work for 3 months .. but when they know about the issue in advance you get the fast easy treatment haha.. it's really a simple procedure now, and safe and easy.. unless you are me and have a freak attack (having never suffered any symptoms in the past.. very odd)

but fear not folks.. even in my case I am 100% now

Steadmund Brand--

[Robert]

I blame myself. Apart from the three Ripperologists mentioned here, a friend of mine has just had his done, and a family member is soon to have hers done. I am obviously a gall bladder Jonah.