Vandals Keep Fornicating with Woman-Shaped Shrub

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I think I’d be worried about splinters.

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So is this fairly typical behavior for UK men? Here in the U.S. we are more the picnic table types.

https://www.fox19.com/story/8083860/...-picnic-table/

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https://littlethings.com/lifestyle/s...hrub-sexy-bush

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