Man Goes to Emergency Room with WWII Artillery Shell Lodged in Rectum

[Mrs. Fiddymont]

[Wickerman]

Ok, I get it. Champion. Spark plug. But why a Yorkshire man?

Because some ignorant southerners seem to think that Yorkshiremen are always saying
"Eeeh, by gum-lad",or "Eeeh, by the 'eck", or "Eeeh, if a'da knorn that".

"Eeeh Carol luv, 'appy new year t'ya.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Maybe he was trying to recreate that famous scene from Dr Strangelove, just on a smaller scale. But with considerably louder 'yee haws'.

[Herlock Sholmes]

It was part of his memorabilia collection. Good job he didn’t have a cannon.

[Svensson]

Ok, I get it. Champion. Spark plug. But why a Yorkshire man?

Happy new year to everyone. May 2022 be (slightly) less chaotic for everyone and may a second Swanson Marginalia be discovered to finally clear things up.

[caz]

One for Brits of a certain age...

Q: What did the Yorkshireman say when he got a spark plug stuck up his arse?

A: "Eeeeh, that's champion!"

I'll get me coat.

Happy New Year everyone, and stay safe.

Love,

Caz
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[mpriestnall]

"Be Prepared" as Baden-Powell would say.

[Yabs]

TopTip—
Convince doctors you have a legitimate reason for having an artillery shell lodged in your rectum, by claiming to be a method actor researching the role of a man who likes to put artillery shells in his rectum.

TopTip2—
Convince doctors you have a legitimate reason for having an artillery shell lodged in your rectum, by claiming you want to be portrayed in a movie by an actor who specialises in roles about men who like to put artillery shells in their rectums

I’ve got my excuses ready.

[Mark J D]

Gives a whole new meaning to "putting a cap in yo' ass"...

M.

[c.d.]

I wonder if health insurance companies have a payment code for something like this.

c.d.

[Pcdunn]

"He slipped and fell on the bomb."

Yeah, sure he did. Whatever he was doing at the time, no doubt it gave him a real blast.

Ah, just as I suspected! It's always an accident when gentlemen present themselves for medical aid with foreign objects up their rears!

[Ms Diddles]

I fear he may have been activating his Little Boy.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

"Private, that's not what I meant when I said we were doing a rear guard action."

[c.d.]

I'm guessing the gerbil store was closed.

c.d.

[Enigma]

"He slipped and fell on the bomb."

Yeah, sure he did. Whatever he was doing at the time, no doubt it gave him a real blast.