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  • Man Goes to Emergency Room with WWII Artillery Shell Lodged in Rectum

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...kXe?li=BBnb7Kz

    c.d.

  • #2
    So not one comment? Not one joke, pun or witty remark? I am shocked. Maybe I need to stop posting in Pub Talk.

    c.d.

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    • #3
      We'll, I suspect it is just a case of shell shock.

      -
      Jeff

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      • #4
        "The Sun" went with the headline "BUM SQUAD Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with WW2 artillery shell stuck up his bottom".

        https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/169232...-bottom-shell/

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        • #5
          "He slipped and fell on the bomb."

          Yeah, sure he did. Whatever he was doing at the time, no doubt it gave him a real blast.
          Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

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          • #6
            I'm guessing the gerbil store was closed.

            c.d.

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            • #7
              "Private, that's not what I meant when I said we were doing a rear guard action."
              Thems the Vagaries.....

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              • #8
                I fear he may have been activating his Little Boy.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Enigma View Post
                  "He slipped and fell on the bomb."

                  Yeah, sure he did. Whatever he was doing at the time, no doubt it gave him a real blast.
                  Ah, just as I suspected! It's always an accident when gentlemen present themselves for medical aid with foreign objects up their rears!
                  Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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                  • #10
                    I wonder if health insurance companies have a payment code for something like this.

                    c.d.

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                    • #11
                      Gives a whole new meaning to "putting a cap in yo' ass"...

                      M.

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                      • #12
                        TopTip—
                        Convince doctors you have a legitimate reason for having an artillery shell lodged in your rectum, by claiming to be a method actor researching the role of a man who likes to put artillery shells in his rectum.

                        TopTip2—
                        Convince doctors you have a legitimate reason for having an artillery shell lodged in your rectum, by claiming you want to be portrayed in a movie by an actor who specialises in roles about men who like to put artillery shells in their rectums

                        I’ve got my excuses ready.

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                        • #13
                          "Be Prepared" as Baden-Powell would say.

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                          • #14
                            One for Brits of a certain age...

                            Q: What did the Yorkshireman say when he got a spark plug stuck up his arse?

                            A: "Eeeeh, that's champion!"

                            I'll get me coat.

                            Happy New Year everyone, and stay safe.

                            Love,

                            Caz
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                            "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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                            • #15
                              Ok, I get it. Champion. Spark plug. But why a Yorkshire man?

                              Happy new year to everyone. May 2022 be (slightly) less chaotic for everyone and may a second Swanson Marginalia be discovered to finally clear things up.

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