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  • #16
    And one more, well suited for the field of ripperology, by the same author:

    "Truth doesnt come about in a hurry."
    Last edited by Fisherman; 11-02-2020, 09:18 PM.


    • #17
      i only smoke when i drink......but i drink all of the time. dean martin
      "Is all that we see or seem
      but a dream within a dream?"

      -Edgar Allan Poe

      "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
      quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

      -Frederick G. Abberline


      • #18
        “ some days your a pigeon, some days a statue”.
        no idea who first said that if no one claims it put it down to me


        • #19
          From something I read years ago and so not an exact quote.

          Roosevelt to Churchill: Good morning Winston how’s the second biggest Navy in the world?

          Churchill to Roosevelt: Good morning Mr President. How’s the second best?


          “All conspiracy theories are the product of the subconscious attempt of an ignorant yet creative mind to counteract the fear of the unknown with the tales of fantasy.” Abhijit Naskar.

          “Conspiracy theorists, she knew, were paranoid by definition, and usually with good reason - they were indeed being watched, largely because they were standing on an upturned bucket, haranguing the sheeple with their wingnut delusions.” Mick Herron.

          ”The most confused you will ever get is when you try to convince your heart and spirit of something your mind knows is a lie.” Shannon L. Alder.


          • #20
            Here’s a serious one, particularly suited to this difficult time in human history:

            “All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.”

            Julian of Norwich


            • #21
              “…no amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory party that inflicted those bitter experiences on me. So far as I am concerned, they are lower than vermin.”

              Nye Bevan. From the gut.
              Thems the Vagaries.....


              • #22
                There is no such thing as luck.There is either good judgement or bad judgement.Author unknown.


                • #23
                  Look after the pennies.The pounds will look after themselves. Old country saying.


                  • #24
                    Kid Curry:
                    There's one thing we gotta get, Heyes.

                    Hannibal Heyes:
                    What's that?

                    Kid Curry:
                    Outta this business.


                    • #25
                      “That’ll fix it, thought Ron; but he was wrong.”

                      The Bonzo Dog (Doo Dah) Band


                      • #26
                        He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
                        Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
                        You better stay away from him
                        He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
                        I'd like to meet his tailor.

                        Warren Zevon


                        • #27
                          Freud ..... Ah! A grove of phallic symbols

                          Jung ..... They might look like phallic symbols to you.You know what they look like to me.
                          My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account


                          • #28
                            "Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today.
                            If you like it you can do it again tomorrow."

                            "Sausages - widows' memories."

                            [Two of my lovely late mother-in-law's favourites]

                            "I'm sorry for the long speech. I didn't have time to write a short one."

                            [Winston Churchill]
                            "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


                            • #29
                              The late, great Bill Hicks.

                              Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their ******* skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

                              Thems the Vagaries.....


                              • #30
                                "Eppur si muove!"
                                (But it moves)