UK Man Jailed for Having Sex with Chickens While Wife Filmed Him

[caz]

Turkey's insisting that it's "just really cold today!"?

Or shouting "size doesn't matter!" as they get shoved in the oven at silly o'clock on Christmas morning?

Or should that be silly o'cluck?

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

I’d quite like to see some of the classic love songs remade with yer actual chicken in mind.

:Beak Softly My Love.
:Fowl Do You Do It.
:Cluck Be A Lady.
:Ain’t Too Proud To Egg.

It’s certainly worth getting an album out in time for Christmas.

Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Cluck

[Yabs]

I’d quite like to see some of the classic love songs remade with yer actual chicken in mind.

:Beak Softly My Love.
:Fowl Do You Do It.
:Cluck Be A Lady.
:Ain’t Too Proud To Egg.

It’s certainly worth getting an album out in time for Christmas.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Sounds like one of Hitler's supporters ..... twice

You'll have to help me out here. Try as I might, I can't fit Edward VIII or Pope Pius XII into a witty pun.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

You can see guess where this is heading.

Turkey's insisting that it's "just really cold today!"?

[DJA]

Sounds like one of Hitler's supporters ..... twice

[c.d.]

Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

You can see guess where this is heading.

Lesbian turkeys?

c.d.

[DJA]

Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

You can see guess where this is heading.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.

One "Oh my God" resulting in many Hail Mary's...

[Herlock Sholmes]

Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.

[caz]

That convent education didn’t work then Caz

Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Do you think he might of asked the judge to take he's wife's henpecking into consideration?

Apologies Ozzy, I missed your post and nicked your joke.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Be fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.

Ozzy cracked that one in post 7. Have a read before posting your next little nugget.

[Herlock Sholmes]

I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.

Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:

"I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."

Love,

Caz
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That convent education didn’t work then Caz

[caz]

I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.

Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:

"I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."

Love,

Caz
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