Snake-Handling Preacher in West Virginia Dies from Rattlesnake Bite

[tji]

[QUOTE]

"And Hartlepool go into the second half of the final leading six-nil, and...oh bugger...sun's just gone out goodb....."

That's about right lol and just our luck if it ever did happen

Tracy

[tji]

We will meet back here to toast Hartlepool Utd, Intergalactic Champions, while Liverpool and Manchester are still toiling away in the sub-light divisions.

Hey Robert - It's a date - meet you back here in 15 million years - don't be late!

Tracy

[Cogidubnus]

And the chances of that....

"And Hartlepool go into the second half of the final leading six-nil, and...oh bugger...sun's just gone out goodb....."

Dave

[Robert]

We will meet back here to toast Hartlepool Utd, Intergalactic Champions, while Liverpool and Manchester are still toiling away in the sub-light divisions.

[tji]

Lol - see you back here then, see if you were right?

Tracy

[Robert]

Well Tracy, the best teams prove their worth over a long period. That explains the romance of the FA Cup as opposed to the Premier League. Any team might win the FA Cup. Extrapolating from this reasoning, if Pool remain in existence for, say, another 15 million years, you will see that the 100 barren years were just a temporary blip.

[tji]

Splendid team, Pool. They just had 100+ years of bad luck.

Yeah we'll stick with bad luck as the cause.


Tj

[Robert]

Splendid team, Pool. They just had 100+ years of bad luck.

[tji]

Hahah that is quite a good story there Robert, but have you seen Pools play?! I think the 'raised from the dead' story would be more believable

Tracy

[Robert]

Hi Tracy - oh, it was quite simple really. The Germans knew that Bayern Munich were due to face 'Pool in the semi-final of the European Cup. They got cold feet and forced the match to be postponed. It still hasn't been played to this very day.

[tji]

The Germans tried that lol - think thy knew something we don't?!

Tracy

[Robert]

Call in the Zeppelins.

[tji]

I don't know Robert looking at the state of some of the people round Hartlepool today I think they may have and just moved here, I must have missed that memo!

Tracy

[Robert]

Tracy, I don't hold with those coffins and cemeteries. No one ever comes back from them, you know. Dangerous places!

[tji]

Lol just leave an 'attempted' message in the coffin?