What Life Has Taught Me!

[caz]

Life has taught me always to expect the unexpected - such as naked vicars falling onto ketchup bottles while adjusting their curtain tracks.

Love,

Caz
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[Robert]

1. Whenever you think how grown-up and wise you have become, and whatever age you are, think : ten or twenty years from now I will look back at myself and see I was still just an idiot.

2. It is impossible to eat cake without putting crumbs everywhere.

[c.d.]

I would like to start a thread to list all those things that you have learned not at your parents’ knee or from a book, but from life itself. I’ll start the ball rolling.

One thing life has taught me is when slicing a bagel don’t put your thumb through the hole to steady it!

Over to you!

I have read that emergency rooms always get some business on Sunday mornings from people who cut themselves severely while attempting to cut a bagel.

c.d.

[c.d.]

Women don't like it when you leave the toilet seat up.

c.d.

[Autolycus]

The Ultimate Question

Hi Bob,

Life has taught me this.

No matter when or where it is asked, the answer to the question, "Does my bum look big in this?" is always "No."

I'm sure somebody with something more profound will be along shortly.

Regards,
Autolycus.

[Bob Hinton]

I would like to start a thread to list all those things that you have learned not at your parents’ knee or from a book, but from life itself. I’ll start the ball rolling.

One thing life has taught me is when slicing a bagel don’t put your thumb through the hole to steady it!

Over to you!