What Life Has Taught Me!

[claire]

I'd love to ask what Lulu lemon pants are, but life has taught me not to ask questions that are likely to lead to disappointing answers

[ChrisGeorge]

Hi Bob

Not so much to contribute to this thread but I would just like to note how interesting your "On the Sofa" interview in Ripperologist proved. You have led quite a life. Fine stuff, Bob.

Chris

[Sister Hyde]

Life has taught me that those who want to try and save my soul, are really looking for the opportunity to save their own.

Mike

ahahah is it that bad?

[The Good Michael]

Life has taught me that those who want to try and save my soul, are really looking for the opportunity to save their own.

Mike

[Sister Hyde]

Life has taught me to always expect the worst, this way you can always be happily surprised when something positiv actually happen.

[Limehouse]

Oh, Claire, please don't discourage the wearing of skirts. Around where I live, all the women are wearing Lulu Lemon pants all the time. One hardly gets to see a nice bit of feminine thigh, even when it's windy. Me, I miss mini-skirts; but I suppose they aren't coming back any time soon. Too bad. I always thought that they made the wearer and the viewer have a better day.

Grief Maurice - if you want mini skirts - come to the UK. In some places they hardly know the difference between skirts and belts!

[The Grave Maurice]

Not to assume that, if your skirt is knee length at the front, it's the same length at the back. And if you will assume it, to make sure that you wear capacious knickers.

Oh, Claire, please don't discourage the wearing of skirts. Around where I live, all the women are wearing Lulu Lemon pants all the time. One hardly gets to see a nice bit of feminine thigh, even when it's windy. Me, I miss mini-skirts; but I suppose they aren't coming back any time soon. Too bad. I always thought that they made the wearer and the viewer have a better day.

[claire]

Not to laugh when the husband reveals his holiday wardrobe at the beginning of the vacation.
Not to say, for ****'s sake, very loudly on the first day of a new job whilst figuring out their ridiculous systems.
Not to assume that, if your skirt is knee length at the front, it's the same length at the back. And if you will assume it, to make sure that you wear capacious knickers.

[Hatchett]

That Witches don't have pointed heads.
It's just the hats that make them look like they have.

[Stephen Thomas]

You don't need to wait for the green man if there's no traffic coming

[The Good Michael]

Except for the bars no doubt.

If looking at things superficially, yes.

[Celesta]

I learned never to take a Goody's Headache Powder and wash it down with coffee.

[Celesta]

I would like to start a thread to list all those things that you have learned not at your parents’ knee or from a book, but from life itself. I’ll start the ball rolling.

One thing life has taught me is when slicing a bagel don’t put your thumb through the hole to steady it!

Over to you!

I read a short piece in the newspaper once that claimed that a significant number of the Saturday and Sunday morning Emergency Room trips were because people did precisely this.

[Hatchett]

Hi

Except for the bars no doubt.

[The Good Michael]

Hello all,

Life has taught me...

That the window one looks through is never, ever crystal clear....
That stained-glass windows presented are not always the answers to the true picture....
That a crack in a pane of glass in a window has origins that aren't always innocent....
That an open window allows for freedom of view.

That often the view through a window and the view through prison bars are indisinguishable