Should we have an 'Ask Ally' personal advice thread?

[DVV]

I'm in Tora-Bora, Maurice.
Isn't that safe enough ?

[The Grave Maurice]

Yikes. No, I'm not suggesting that, David. I'm not suggesting anything...except, maybe, you should take cover.

[Wickerman]

Brilliant idea, Jason! I'll start.

Dear Ally,
I am middle-aged, overweight. and worried about my health but I can't seem to stop smoking, eating pies, and drinking dangerous quantities of lager. Please help.

Yours,
A. Limey.

Well hell, I can help you out with your pies & lager problem..

[DVV]

Hmmmm....take care, Grave Maurice.....are you suggesting she lacks humour...?

[The Grave Maurice]

I, for one, believe that Ally actually does know everything. If I were you guys, I wouldn't invite her wrath.

[DVV]

Awesome thread....and useful ! mort de rire !!!

[Steven Russell]

Ask Ally

Brilliant idea, Jason! I'll start.

Dear Ally,
I am middle-aged, overweight. and worried about my health but I can't seem to stop smoking, eating pies, and drinking dangerous quantities of lager. Please help.

Yours,
A. Limey.

[jason_c]

Following on from her no nonsense advice to chainzcooper on the other thread i would like to nominate her as our resident agony aunt.

Any relationship problems, sexuality issues, financial troubles, depression, all can be dealt with. Preferably in an open thread but im sure she can give advice by pm.

I believe her area of speciality is in building self esteem.