Females help me out with some advice

[Phil Carter]

Hello Sister,

Not all buttons need to be pressed. some get turned, some get flicked and some even get twirled ;-)

Re pub prices..Its about £9.00 pr pint at the moment. A shot of vodka and coke is over £10.00.

best wishes

Phil

[Sister Hyde]

23? My condoleances, sista. I take your 23 and raise by...8. I've heard Jenna Jameson claims she got her first at age 5 (but probably not true).
Reminds me the day I arrived per bus in Krakow, Poland, a few years ago (to research the Meyerbeer autographs as a doctoral candidate). Bus stopped at a red light by a newspaper stand, and I see a Polish Cosmopolitan issue with the word “ORGAZM“ printed in huge letters on the cover. I was having hiccups from LOLing.
Also “ecstasy“ in German is spelled “Extase“. The college Professor who explained me this fact was eyeing me with the most eeky twinkle in his eye, I almost puked.

Don't worry, it took me long, but now that i'm fixed for over a year, i've taken my revenge ahahahah (the "not tonight" scene is even hilarious when turned the other way around). some teachers are creepy, at the Sorbonne you had one like that for icelandic and northern litterature, what made him creepier was his age.

I'm more of a rhum drinker, just rhum, and no ice, in a bucket. be carefull guys, when the women drink, then men are paying the price!

David- surtout 9 ans à entendre "je suis si nul que ça???" "mais non c'est juste que...bah...euh...ça me fait rien en général" "bouhouhouhou tu mens!" alors niveau sérénité y'a mieux.

Monty- I know blasé when i see it ahahahah

Phil, it's certainly cheaper than pubs in Norway

Tom, the déclic is when you know which is the button

[Phil Carter]

Well one things for sure we had a great laugh---can"t be bad Phil.....
I say Sister and Maria won that round---their high spirits were contagious and they held their own brilliantly against all the hairy monsters!

Which is exactly what should happen in pubs.. laughter and fun! :-)

[Natalie Severn]

Hi Norma,

"Well, at the end of that round.. the scores are......."

Phil sits by the bar wondering what direction this thread will take next.....

"Confessions of a Travelling Musician Pt.1..On the road and on the bonk" perhaps??

Bartender? A vodka and coke please..make it a large one.
And one for Norma, Sister Hyde and Maria. Whatever they are having.
(I dare not ask seeing how this thread changes!)

cheers all

Phil

Well one things for sure we had a great laugh---can"t be bad Phil.....
I say Sister and Maria won that round---their high spirits were contagious and they held their own brilliantly against all the hairy monsters!

[DVV]

You know Jordan, somehow I envy you for being so romantic....it reminds me...a time that has perhaps never existed....
(just type "shabba ranks mr loverman" on youtube, that was the link)

Ayzo, wendemyé !

[ChainzCooper]

Hi Jordan

Hope it'll help....and once again, good luck mate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aJgkMionkg

The link didn't work sorry about that. I think she'll be working tommorow night so I'll see her. Seeing her after a long day of work, I swear, it feels like opening presents Christmas morning. Good stuff
Jordan

[DVV]

Hi Jordan

Hope it'll help....and once again, good luck mate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aJgkMionkg

[ChainzCooper]

Bar eh? I'll take a Dickel and coke barkeep
Jordan

[DVV]

Can't remember the barman's name....only Grady....the one who butchered his daughters, arfff..

[DVV]

The best, if you ask me !

[Phil Carter]

Nice pub this, innit? :-)

[DVV]

Aaargh....imaginary bar.....
Nicholson, Hotel Overlook....!!

[Phil Carter]

One voddy.. straight.. for the D man :-)

Its the imaginary bar I am in whilst in Pub talk David.

cheers!

Phil

[DVV]

How can you post while drinking in a bar, Phil ?

I'm on vodka. No coke, no ice.

[Phil Carter]

Hi Norma,

"Well, at the end of that round.. the scores are......."

Phil sits by the bar wondering what direction this thread will take next.....

"Confessions of a Travelling Musician Pt.1..On the road and on the bonk" perhaps??

Bartender? A vodka and coke please..make it a large one.
And one for Norma, Sister Hyde and Maria. Whatever they are having.
(I dare not ask seeing how this thread changes!)

cheers all

Phil