Females help me out with some advice

[martin wilson]

Hi Chainzcooper.
Early days its usually best to work on the principle that there are no such things as women.
Its only really when it comes to getting around to making love that a woman does actually need to be a woman.
Trouble is,a lot of guys base all their conversation with women through that one objective,and it gets tiresome,like a cold caller trying to hide the fact that they are a cold caller.
So,be yourself,be honest,show interest in her conversation, respect her opinions and generally behave as though you are having a conversation with your best mate,although without the swearing and fart jokes.
If there is any spark between you it will emerge naturally, but again keep the sex stuff on the back burner.
The bad news is you cant fake this stuff,the good news is that if you are genuine in everything you do,you should get on very well indeed.
The biggie is honesty,but it also helps to be strong when you do actually have a passion for something and not to act as if you know everything,if you dont know say so.
Lastly learn to disagree respectfully,never ever dismiss her opinions without trying to understand them, talk about the way you feel about things rather than trying to score points and 'win' the argument, and if you ever get personal during a discussion forget it.
All the best.

[mariab]

That is not what Im referring to at all Maria. Ask before stirring, it will reduce your stress levels.

I was joking, Monty. ;-) Besides, I'm the one who introduced the term “slut“ in the discussion, also not entirely seriously.
No stress whatsoever, despite a very full plate. For real. I'm totally chilled right now, taking it one task at the time. (Occasionally multi-tasking with a casebook post, which is probably what all other Casebookers do too.)

[Sister Hyde]

That is not what Im referring to at all Maria.

Ask before stirring, it will reduce your stress levels.

Monty

we're women, we're gone before the whistle has been blown

[Monty]

Ouch. I'm just realizing to whom the verbal/confessional “slut“ attribute for Continentals referred to...
Going back to work with great dilligence, with a very earnest expression on my face, to redeem myself.

That is not what Im referring to at all Maria.

Ask before stirring, it will reduce your stress levels.

Monty

[mariab]

I wasnt referring to the boys Maria.

Ouch. I'm just realizing to whom the verbal/confessional “slut“ attribute for Continentals referred to...
Going back to work with great dilligence, with a very earnest expression on my face, to redeem myself.

[Monty]

I wasnt referring to the boys Maria.

Monty

[mariab]

Definitely NOT a continental thing, Monty, as French men are real “sluts“, plus I've noticed that David (and Phil Carter as a discreet observer, he he) were the ones to stay totally cool. I'd say it's mostly a generational thing.
I really gotta go back to work now.

[Monty]

Actually, what I found so hilarious yesterday was that initially 3-4 guys (David, Tom, and a couple British ones) were gabing away so blaséed and co*ksure about the female anatomy, but when later on the girls started contributing with some technical stuff, some of the guys were reacting like proverbal deers caught in the highlights

Must be a continental thing.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

Not if one isnt deliberately trying, Sister.
I am just sitting quietly at the bar, observing play. :-)

and that tends to make women think "wow what a man", you must have soo much fun in Norway

[Phil Carter]

Not if one isnt deliberately trying, Sister.
I am just sitting quietly at the bar, observing play. :-)

[Sister Hyde]

The advantage of sitting quietly at the end of the bar is not being "a deer caught in the highlights"...

and that's also a trick to attract women!

[Phil Carter]

The advantage of sitting quietly at the end of the bar is not being "a deer caught in the highlights"...which is a little wierd because I thought it was "rabbits that got caught in car spotlights".. but never mind, I digress... it must be a furry animal thing....(no offence, Bunny!)

Two rabbits walked into a pub and asked for a pub lunch. One asked for a toasted cheese sandwich, being allergic to ham, the other asked for a plain toasted ham sandwich.

After one bite, one of the rabbits fell down stone dead on it's back. The bartender took a look, looked at the two plates of food, and said.. "Looks like a case of "Mixtamatoasties"..

Pub lunch.. lovely stuff!

best wishes

Phil

[Sister Hyde]

yeah ahahah it was cute

but let's be carefull, maybe it's a "male" trick to soften us

[mariab]

Hello to all,
to clarify again, “déclic“ means “trigger“ in English (to Tom, if you happen to read this: exactly like Spike's in BtVS season 7). In that silly old French flick it was a nerd guy who fulfilled a nerd's quintessential dream and came up with a remote control thingie which had the capacity to majorly turn on the girl protagonist, with fascinating/hilarious consequences every time.
But yesterday the word “déclic“ was used by the French posters on this thread as a metaphor for the “big O“ (or, to use more BtVS vernacular, for “the big, fat poltergasm“).

No worries, Sister Hyde, the creepy college professor mentioned (a Hungarian old guy, by the way) was a total loser and without any power whatsoever in the music department at the FU Berlin. After two (horribly pedestrian) seminars with him I knew to avoid him like the plague. I remember I wrote a nice little paper on that opera buffa percursor, Pergolesi's La serva padrona, and the prof in question says to me “Hmmm. I notice that you even used original sources“, and I was like (in my head) “Yeah dork. For the very first time, but definitely not the last“...

Quote Natalie Severn:
Well one thing's for sure we had a great laugh---can"t be bad Phil.....
I say Sister and Maria won that round---their high spirits were contagious and they held their own brilliantly against all the hairy monsters!
Actually, what I found so hilarious yesterday was that initially 3-4 guys (David, Tom, and a couple British ones) were gabing away so blaséed and co*ksure about the female anatomy, but when later on the girls started contributing with some technical stuff, some of the guys were reacting like proverbal deers caught in the highlights – I thought this was so CUTE.
Particularly when Tom asked “What's a declic?“, I was tempted to tell him that it was a very important part of the female anatomy about which he should have known already, and having not known for so many years has ruined it for him – then watch him fall apart. (But this would have been too mean.)
Anyway, I gotta get back to work.

[Sister Hyde]

Hello Sister,

Not all buttons need to be pressed. some get turned, some get flicked and some even get twirled ;-)

Re pub prices..Its about £9.00 pr pint at the moment. A shot of vodka and coke is over £10.00.

best wishes

Phil

ahahahah yeah but i didn't know that before, i just kept trying to push all along.

Scandinavia has never been the place to be for pub pilars (except maybe Danemark, but i don't consider it as scandinavia, more like northern Germany)