Females help me out with some advice

[Sister Hyde]

You have to remember that Tom lives in Oklahoma where a man with a sheep under each arm is called a pimp.

c.d.

really????? i thought that was Scotland , **** end of shift, gotta go... later!

Cam

[Sister Hyde]

Of course Michael was being facetious as was I when I agreed with him. I then told about the cartoon showing what happens when you tell your boss to stick it. The implication was that you can expect similar results if you follow his views on dealing with women.


c.d.

my bad mister c.d., but yes if you follow his guide to find a date, you might end up abstinent for the rest of your life... is Michael actually Richard Rich or something?

[c.d.]

and uuuuh? what do you do when the girl is neither a whore nor a queen Tom dear?

You have to remember that Tom lives in Oklahoma where a man with a sheep under each arm is called a pimp.

c.d.

[c.d.]

yes but you also said you agreed with Michael, that's why

Yes I have also seen interwiews from her (one dating from not that long ago), and she is definitely a classy lady, that's what being a good actor is all about, even being able to incarnate things you are very far from being.

Of course Michael was being facetious as was I when I agreed with him. I then told about the cartoon showing what happens when you tell your boss to stick it. The implication was that you can expect similar results if you follow his views on dealing with women.


c.d.

[Sister Hyde]

Hey what did I do? Read my last two posts again. They definitely speak to the power that women have over men.

c.d.

yes but you also said you agreed with Michael, that's why

Yes I have also seen interwiews from her (one dating from not that long ago), and she is definitely a classy lady, that's what being a good actor is all about, even being able to incarnate things you are very far from being.

[c.d.]

reminds me of this scene in Fawlty towers when Basil says "do you remember when we were first marital together? We used to laugh quite a lot", Sybil answers "yes but not at the same time" (although Sybil is the stereotype of the hatable woman...."oh I know....yes I know...oh dear! oh I know.." "why does she keep telling you then???"))

I remember seeing Prunella Scales being interviewed. She came across as very soft spoken and classy. A testament to her acting skills.

c.d.

[c.d.]

i think c.d. might need another round with the girls here. you never EVER learn do you???

Hey what did I do? Read my last two posts again. They definitely speak to the power that women have over men.

c.d.

[Sister Hyde]

reminds me of this scene in Fawlty towers when Basil says "do you remember when we were first marital together? We used to laugh quite a lot", Sybil answers "yes but not at the same time" (although Sybil is the stereotype of the hatable woman...."oh I know....yes I know...oh dear! oh I know.." "why does she keep telling you then???"))

[Sister Hyde]

You can substitute “queens“ by “queers“.

[mariab]

You can substitute “queens“ by “queers“.

[Sister Hyde]

Getting laid is one of the easiest things to do, and the formula is quite simple...treat whores like queens and queens like whores. Sounds crass, but it's true.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

and uuuuh? what do you do when the girl is neither a whore nor a queen Tom dear?

[Tom_Wescott]

Getting laid is one of the easiest things to do, and the formula is quite simple...treat whores like queens and queens like whores. Sounds crass, but it's true.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[Sister Hyde]

i think c.d. might need another round with the girls here. you never EVER learn do you???

[DVV]

isn't that exciting enough for you ??

It definitely is, sugar...

[Rubyretro]

Ruby, my dear, I read and re-read your posts, scratching my head and cursing my poor command of English.
Garlic, rugby, Dylan, compromise....I sure won't sleep tonight with that unsolved rebus in mind.

Darling -I suggested that we make a garlickly dish together, we watch Chris Ashton being violent and very boring because of an oval ball, whilst listening to Bobby warbling a lecture on unhapiness penned from his comfortable pad in California...
isn't that exciting enough for you ??

(if things were just perfect-who knows?- we could have some irirtating children constantly chipping in and making unreasonable demands ?

-or at least a bossy cat..)