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  • tji
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    Hi c.d

    Q : why do all men like smart women?

    A : Opposites attract.


    Seriously we kid because we love. Some of my best friends are men

    tj

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  • babybird67
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    posts made in jest are fine

    genuine sexist remarks, well, they go down like lead balloons with me. So you're safe.

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  • Robert
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    Hi Archaic, I hope you're well and truly on the mend.

    The diplomatic and chivalrous answer to your question is, "You're not fat. You're just stout."

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  • c.d.
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    Originally posted by babybird67 View Post
    c.d. you've undone all the good work you did with your joke about the polar bear now!
    Just checking to see who had a sense of humor.

    c.d.

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  • babybird67
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    ohhhhhh

    c.d. you've undone all the good work you did with your joke about the polar bear now!

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  • c.d.
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    Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    Answer:So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    Hey, we kid because we love. Seriously, some of my best friends are women.

    c.d.

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  • babybird67
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    haha SH

    or there's always the option of a drop of strychnine in the tea when you're sent out like a good girl to make it. Of course you could leave your own tea untainted so you have something to drink after you've eaten him up and spat him out.

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  • Sister Hyde
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    don't worry sista, i eat male chauvinists for breakfast after the past 3 years, i can definitely handle ANYONE... maybe i should start a thread "female chauvinist jokes", if it goes on the other way

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  • Natalie Severn
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    Originally posted by c.d. View Post
    Wasn't Druitt supposedly guilty of that as well?

    c.d.

    P.S. Just looked that up. Now I get it. Never mind.
    Well c.d. I reckon he was on something that Valentine didn"t like but the rumour is it was ripping not pulling!

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  • c.d.
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    Originally posted by Natalie Severn View Post
    psst Babybird-----Tom is on the pull ........
    Wasn't Druitt supposedly guilty of that as well?

    c.d.

    P.S. Just looked that up. Now I get it. Never mind.

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  • babybird67
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    i know Norma

    that's why I thought I'd get the friendly warning in . Wouldn't be fair not to warn a fellow 'Sister'.

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  • Natalie Severn
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    psst Babybird-----Tom is on the pull ........

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  • babybird67
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    lol sister

    Tom's reputation obviously doesn't precede him far enough You'll soon find out.

    Jen x

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  • Sister Hyde
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    Originally posted by babybird67 View Post
    so it's a shame that some male posters enjoy attempting to reinforce the stereotypes such as being patronising arses and telling us to be good girls and go away and make the tea when they dont like what we are posting!
    really??? are they posters like that here??? where???where??? grrrrrrrr (**** i never got this impression)

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  • babybird67
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    that's right Tom

    we don't all fit into stereotypes, so it's a shame that some male posters enjoy attempting to reinforce the stereotypes such as being patronising arses and telling us to be good girls and go away and make the tea when they dont like what we are posting!

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