Cricket, lovely cricket

[Monty]

We are polite even when rude.

That way you aren't even sure if you've been insulted.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

and what an upbringing I've spent quite some time in english schools and I've noticed they were the most sadistic schools of all (the students are terribly cruel to each others), that must be why brittish people are so good at being so rude and sarcastic while still sounding polite...

[Monty]

Talented.

Or a product of upbringing?

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

Yeah, Migous too!

[Monty]

Yeah, Wookies like that sorta thing.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

Sir??Keep adding....it's just arousing

[Monty]

Erm yes, ha ha, I was joking, yes Sir I was.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

yes, but i'll still get back on you for the "6 foot wookie" joke

[Monty]

coming from you i'll take it as a compliment

Naturally.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

coming from you i'll take it as a compliment

[Monty]

It seems no education is required.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

now that's what i like to hear Monty, the classy fair-play spirit of brittish people in sport, i think i'll actually learn rude nonchalant odious behaviour from you in secrecy (i've already told a judge he had more vices than the pedophile of my street, and i've already told a lot of dutch people they were inbreed morons and second-hand germans, buuut, i can do better, so i'll sneak for education when i see you in action )

[Monty]

Sister oh sister....

Its obvious that you haven't been keeping up with Adam and myself, why should you, it has been going on for years. Since 2005 infact.

Its called sledging. The verbal battle conducted to get one over the other. What we say may seem OTT to others but I assure you, its never taken seriously.

It has also raised money for charity, for a female cause actually, so whilst it looks as if we loathe each other we would, in actual fact, still buy each other a pint....then carry on.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

happy birthday Steven... I see that Monty can never stop being odious; although Adam didn't steal it. it's funny when males are having catfights, it's almost moving!

[Steven Russell]

What!? How did we just win that? Still, it's my birthday so woooooooo!

Steve.