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    Have you read Pierrot's latest thread?
    Persiflage and tales that are tall.
    Remember this while banging your head:
    Whatever he knows, we taught him it all.

    C4

  • #2
    "Yesterday, I do declare,
    There was a staircase!!", said Pierre.
    "We see no stair, nor passageway!"
    "We really wish you'd go away!"

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    • #3
      Another day, another thread,
      continue on til site is dead.
      Disrespect all around,
      pointless noises do abound.
      Metaphors it is said,
      will lead to The Yards Head.

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      • #4
        Yay

        Deadly doggerel
        From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
        "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

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        • #5
          Shinsadame of the Puppet Master

          The pen writes so often
          Saying much but revealing naught of import
          Damn I dursnt write tipsy

          Sorry messed up syllabic number.
          From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
          "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rosemary View Post
            Sorry messed up syllabic number.
            When the poem fails,
            Despair not, fair poetess,
            You must try again.
            Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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            Von Konigswald: Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard. -- Happy Birthday, Wanda June by Kurt Vonnegut, c.1970.
            ---------------

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            • #7
              I see a sketch of Kelly's chair
              And all I think of is Pierre
              And henceforth Joe will recognize
              Poor Mary by her Pierre and eyes
              I'd rather fathom nuclear fission
              Than Mary Kelly's damned partition
              And what I knew is now quite faded
              Since Kelly's door was barricaded
              But 'tis a trifle, truth to tell
              Our French friend cometh not from hell
              And what is life if, full of care
              We can no longer stand Pierre?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rosemary View Post
                The pen writes so often
                Saying much but revealing naught of import
                Damn I dursnt write tipsy

                Sorry messed up syllabic number.
                True, Rosemary, but it was a lovely attempt at Haiku.

                Jeff

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                • #9
                  Brilliant ! All of them!

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                  • #10
                    Yesterday
                    Al my troubles seemed so far away
                    Now it looks as though
                    Pierre's here to stay.
                    G U T

                    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                    • #11
                      Or

                      Pierre was quzzical
                      Studied metaphorical
                      rubbish he invented
                      G U T

                      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                      • #12
                        'Pierre' rhymes with 'hier.'

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                        • #13
                          Less shinsadame

                          Let him pull the strings
                          Mine are cut strands tenuous sunlilight vapor
                          Gone
                          From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
                          "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Robert View Post
                            'Pierre' rhymes with 'hier.'
                            Or even air
                            G U T

                            There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                            • #15
                              Help me if you can I'm feeling down
                              Pierre keeps posting like a clown



                              (anyone spot a link in mine?)
                              G U T

                              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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