Doctor Who

[Robert]

DR WHO : Oh no! You've exterminated him.

DALEK : There's nowt wrong with 'im.

[Chris]

Wait... Daleks are from Canada?! That doesn't seem right... ??

Judging from Ancestry.com, most of them are from Yorkshire...

[Pcdunn]

Wait... Daleks are from Canada?! That doesn't seem right... ??

[Robert]

Yes Chris, but you wouldn't expect a dalek to tell the truth. I mean, length of time intends to remain in US : 'until all inhabitants are exterminated' might raise an eyebrow or two.

[Chris]

I don't know what US immigration authorities made of this one....

Sorry, but I think it's clearly a fake, Five foot six is far too tall for a dalek.

[Robert]

I don't know what US immigration authorities made of this one....

[Pcdunn]

As a representative of Gallifrey's C.I.A. (Celestrial Intervention Agency), I am pleased to see our campaign of disinformation is proceeding nicely.

Has anyone tracked down a census report for a household containing a green-skinned lady, a human maid, and a potato-headed butler?
No?
Good...

[drstrange169]

Did the Silurian eat him before or after he ejaculated into Dr Who's scarf?

[tinysteelorchestra]

They started out wearing prehistoric string vests, didn't they?

And in one of the Peter Davison serials they were accompanied by something that looked suspiciously like a reptilian pantomime horse:
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Ah, the infamous Myrka... funny you should say, apparently the guys inside were the same that occupied Dobbin the Horse in Rentaghost!

[Robert]

I think it should be a gay Silurian - that would make sense of the "pantomime horse" pic.

On the other hand, a lesbian Silurian eating a woman-killer makes psychological sense. Perhaps the Tardis could nip forward 100 years and find the same lesbian Silurian protesting about the Ripper centenary. Indeed, perhaps Evans, Begg, Fido et al could make brief guest appearances before meeting horrible and munchy deaths.

[Chris]

Canada is one week behind the UK in seeing the Dr Who episodes. If I understand this thread correctly, the next one involves the Doctor, JtR, and lesbian alien reptiles. Sounds like a perfect evening. Roll on June 11, I say.

Unfortunately the JTR part is over very quickly, which is why we're so stuck for clues. The lesbian Silurian does have quite a large part, though.

[The Grave Maurice]

Canada is one week behind the UK in seeing the Dr Who episodes. If I understand this thread correctly, the next one involves the Doctor, JtR, and lesbian alien reptiles. Sounds like a perfect evening. Roll on June 11, I say.

[Chris]

In fact, the Silurian is believed to have been a lesbian, but I understand there was no column for that in the 1891 census because Queen Victoria refused to believe in its existence.

I believe that this was popularly known in the 19th century as "tipping the snakeskin."

[Chris]

Well, if we could trace the hungry Silurian, maybe he could tell us who the Ripper was.

Back to the 1891 census.

Sorry, I should have said. It was a female Silurian who ate the doctor. All this time you've probably been specifying "Sex: M."

In fact, the Silurian is believed to have been a lesbian, but I understand there was no column for that in the 1891 census because Queen Victoria refused to believe in its existence.

[Robert]

Well, if we could trace the hungry Silurian, maybe he could tell us who the Ripper was.

Back to the 1891 census.