Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes
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For the record, Caz makes her points with knowledge and wit. She's as sharp as a switchblade and she constructs a literate, erudite, humour-filled post time after time. If that sounds like fawning then you are welcome to the insult but - to me - it's just the truth that is open for all to see.
And I don't say that because she stands up and speaks up when an unproven claim I don't happen to like is passed quietly as a God-given truth. I say it because it's true.
For the record, other posters impress me with their literary skills - for example, the Evil Twins, Orsam and Palmer, are excellent writers who can also handle a bit of robust rough and tumble wit and repartee, compromised only by their misfortune in betting the house on the wrong author of the James Maybrick scrapbook written by James Maybrick, and a tendency to see subterfuge even in an angel dancing on the head of a pin.
And then there's you, Herlock. The Dementor's Dementor 2025 [cue broken trumpets and descending ribbons of soot]. You're like Ant and Dec - winning the same award year after year - only without the endearing, cheeky charm (obviously I'm not referring to when Ant was pissed off his head and crashed his car just missing some people).
You've sucked all the joy out of this part of the Casebook with your soporific repetition of me auntie's painful gonad-transition.
Here's the measure of how bad it's got: normally during these exchanges all the armchairs warriors chip in with their "Yeah, you're right - it's an obvious hoax" but - with you - there's just a dead silence. You're barking at the Moon and the rest of the wolves are thinking, "Quit your barking, son". Even RJ can't bring himself to actually back you up. I think Ab Normal posted once and then ****ed off again.
The silence around you should be speaking volumes - you have come on here and got your approach all wrong, alienating the usual suspects with your gobshite mince and close-minded lack of real world nous.
Still, at least you've still got Wheato, though that's just a given (he doesn't actually read any of the posts he replies to with his cut-and-paste machine).
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