(JTR as US soul singer)
MR A : Hey, everybody do you feel all right?
(All the lodgers in Dorset St stick their heads out their windows)
LODGERS : Yeah, we feel all right!
MR A : Everybody, do you feel so good?
LODGERS : Yeah, we feel so good!
MR A : You know I feel aaaaall right!
MJK : I feel all right too.
MR A : You will be all right for what I have told you.
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A Man : hello, My Gorgeous ! I must say that I'm terribly interested in your 'friend' over there, in the wideawake hat ? He looks rather rough and ...muscly".
Mary : "what 'im ? ee's just a poor cove -not gort Sixpence to his name -it's me whort's gort what you want !"
A Man :" Not necessarily, My Bunch of Violets. A bit 'stout', I'll grant you...but a rather natty
handlebar moustache. If I rattle my jewellery at him, do you possibly imagine that he would follow us back to your place ?? Let me try a little glowering under my eyelashes at him...
here goes..there'll be something in it for you if we can can get him back to your room, my Little Shamrock".
Mary : I'm certainly not fixed on having 'connection' with you, if I can avoid it, my lovely..
If I can get 'im to follow us to my place, will yer see me alright with that pretty little red 'andkerchief that I see peeking out of yer pocket ?
A man "Yes. I think that 'your friend' is just the man to punish me for being such a comic book odious , rich, jewish toff (getting excited) -just like Nanny did !!!
(they burst out laughing)
A Man : you will be alright for what I have told you !!Last edited by Rubyretro; 09-04-2011, 09:15 PM.
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Frank and Red
Hello Mac. What about:
MJK: "Frank Millen! Long time no see. How are you?"
FM: "OK my dear. Just wanted to let you know that Red Jim is about. He is still trying to blackmail Sir Edward but doing a rum job of it. Says he'll try you next--but don't let him. In fact, he'll be here tomorrow night, likely with his beer and blotchy face."
MJK: "Don't worry, I won't give in."
FM: "Splendid. You'll be alright for what I've told you."
Cheers.
LC
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MR A : I'll pay you a shilling. How about it?
MJK : Yes, but it must be a shilling, nothing less. All right?
MR A : You'll be all right for what I've told you (i.e. the shilling)
(or some other sum)
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"Hey love!"
"Off with you, i'm not in the mood..."
"You sound like my wife. What are you doing out at this hour then?"
"I've drunk too much, I feel sick and i'm waiting for my soldier."
"Sure he's not from the navy?"
"Why would he be?"
"Because then you could say you were 'sea sick'...."
Laughing....."You will be alright for what I have told you."
Cheers,
Adam.
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You will be alright for what I have told you....
This one's a touch light hearted....
Suggestions for what A man could have said to poor old Mary.
I'll start:
Tap on shoulder.....
"Hello there. I'm Jack The Ripper"....
To which they both burst out laughing...."Yeah, very funny mate".....
"Yeah, I know, hilarious aren't I".....
"Look, I could really do with a bed for the night as the missus has a few of her mates round and they're playing bridge and just generally being a nuisance".
"Come with me, dear, it'll cost you a few quid".
"Very well. Never mind that Jack The Ripper nonsense. I'm just a harmless old fella with a knife that could skin a rhinoceros and a taste for the organs of a destitute women. Naahhh, only joking, you'll be alright for what I have told you".Tags: None

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