Celebrity suspects today......

[looby64]

Mike Tyson (he liked the taste of Holyfields ear) might like kidneys too.

[smezenen]

Michelle Obama (Jill the Ripper Motivated to kill in order to cover up a complicated political scandle involving Nancy Pelosi and Sara Palin.)
Tiger Woods (he did it with his claws, was motivated to kill women after sex addiction rehab made it impossible for him to ever have normal sex)
Simon Cowell (killed them because they had no talent)
Shrek (used the Uteri for his gruel)
Bruce Springsteen (because he’s the Boss)
Ozzy Ozbourne (google the lyrics for Little Dolls, nuf said)
Dick Clark (the vampire theory.....yes he is so a vampire...he never looks any older.)
and lastly Johnny Depp (see photo....once again...nuf said)

[Magpie]

If it was being reported on Fox News it would be:

Sean Penn
George Clooney
Rosie O'Donell
Whatsherface from The Dixie Chicks
Snoop Dogg

[Autolycus]

A Prime Suspect

Arsene Wenger.

Regards,
Autolycus.

[Mike Covell]

Amy Winehouse,
OJ Simpson,
Gordon Brown,
Tony Blair,
Phil Spector,
Dr. Conrad Murray.

[Uncle Jack]

Sickert, Barnardo, Queen Victoria, Oscar Wilde, Conan Doyle, Gissing etc.... all "celebrity" suspects.

So just for fun - if the Ripper murders had been committed now in the modern day, which celebrities of today would the desperate theorists pin the killings on in a hundred years time? Like I say... just for fun!!