Here are some assumptions that I believe are probably too silly to bother to question in future:
-It has to be significant that Kate Eddowes, whose common law husband’s name was Kelly, called herself Kelly on occasion and also used a couple of predictably common first names that another victim happened to have as her first and middle names.
-Jack the Ripper could not have been in Dutfield’s Yard when Liz Stride was killed.
-Liz Stride’s killer could not possibly have been interrupted because she was definitely dead at least 4 minutes before the pony and cart arrived and nothing else on God's earth could have spooked Jack into fleeing or lying low for a bit on this occasion instead of instantly mutilating the body.
-Mary Kelly never brought strange men to her room at any time otherwise we’d have it on record.
-Mary’s age, and the fact that she was killed in her own bed, are good enough reasons by themselves to doubt that Jack could have killed her.
-Broadshouldered Man must have killed Liz Stride.
-Jack wanted specific organs and wasn’t into mutilating for its own sake.
-Kate Eddowes returned from hop-picking, knowing who Jack was and anticipating that a reward would be offered for the information.
-Dr Tumblety already had jars of wombs but needed to complete the collection with specimens obtainable from the likes of Annie and Kate.
-The victims could have known each other but had a secret pact not to let another living soul know, in case one happened to be brutally murdered and mutilated and it put her friend’s life at risk.
-Jack’s escapes were miraculous. Every other man who went off to spend a few minutes with an unfortunate as often as Jack did was sure to have witnesses after the event saying: “We know what you’ve been up to”.
-Jack may have committed only two of the Whitechapel murders, and the fact that he was not the only killer around at the time means we can safely introduce umpteen more killers to take care of all the other victims between them.
I also promise not to question it if someone starts a Harold Shipman thread and suggests that the victim aged only 55 was killed by someone else because of the overwhelming evidence that Shipman wanted to bump off much older patients and had plenty of those left to choose from, and besides, he would not have been the only killer around during his active period so there were likely to have been others we don’t know about who killed the patients who didn't fit Shipman's pattern to the letter.
Sorry, but I’m trying to catch up with a few old threads and everywhere I go I’m seeing the same faces trying new, not very subtle tactics to carry on squeezing their own quarts into the same pint pots.
If I don't try to see the funny side, the unfunny side may get me one day.
Love,
Caz
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