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    Please be advised that for the next six -seven months the admins will be wandering homeless through the National Parks of America. During this time period there will be several weeks where they will be completely unavailable as they will be trekking on week long hikes into the wilderness where they will not have cell phones and will most likely be eaten by bears anyway and therefore will not be able to respond promptly to your Report Posts and questions and New User Requests. We will not be posting a new announcement every time we go off the grid, just know that it will be frequent and you can expect there to be many delays. Also the main admin will constantly be cranky due to the lack of proper food and beds and the abundance of bugs and bears. (This is supposed to be fun...right). We apologize for the inconvenience in advance.

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    How dare admins go and have a life while we sit here bickering and spitting out dummies out!!

    Seriously, I hope you have a great time, it sounds.......erm fun?

    Tracy
    It's not about what you know....it's about what you can find out

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    • #3
      Have a great time, and don't worry. We'll take good care of the site while you're gone.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Admin View Post
        Please be advised that for the next six -seven months the admins will be wandering homeless through the National Parks of America. During this time period there will be several weeks where they will be completely unavailable as they will be trekking on week long hikes into the wilderness where they will not have cell phones and will most likely be eaten by bears anyway and therefore will not be able to respond promptly to your Report Posts and questions and New User Requests. We will not be posting a new announcement every time we go off the grid, just know that it will be frequent and you can expect there to be many delays. Also the main admin will constantly be cranky due to the lack of proper food and beds and the abundance of bugs and bears. (This is supposed to be fun...right). We apologize for the inconvenience in advance.
        Lucky buggers
        G U T

        There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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        • #5
          What happens if the admins ARE eaten by bears? Is there a Plan B?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rosella View Post
            What happens if the admins ARE eaten by bears? Is there a Plan B?
            I think the Brits will Keep Calm and Carry On debating, the Aussies will shout "Case Closed!" and break for the holidays, the Americans will stock up on ammo and bear repellant and plan a search expedition (but get bogged down in arguments about what the flag should look like), and the Europeans will keep on testing various antique articles for DNA.
            We'll be fine.
            Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pcdunn View Post
              I think the Brits will Keep Calm and Carry On debating, the Aussies will shout "Case Closed!" and break for the holidays, the Americans will stock up on ammo and bear repellant and plan a search expedition (but get bogged down in arguments about what the flag should look like), and the Europeans will keep on testing various antique articles for DNA.
              We'll be fine.
              Aussies wont say Case Closed but a holiday always sounds good
              G U T

              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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              • #8
                The Aussies will say "That's not a bear. THIS is a bear."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Robert View Post
                  The Aussies will say "That's not a bear. THIS is a bear."
                  Koalas aren't bears. Freaking Aussies.

                  Let all Oz be agreed;
                  I need a better class of flying monkeys.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Robert View Post
                    The Aussies will say "That's not a bear. THIS is a bear."
                    And show them a Wombat?????????
                    G U T

                    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ally View Post
                      Koalas aren't bears. Freaking Aussies.
                      But how much can a Koala Bear?
                      G U T

                      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Admin View Post
                        Please be advised that for the next six -seven months the admins will be wandering homeless through the National Parks of America. ... will most likely be eaten by bears anyway
                        I hope the Admins are having a wonderful time--that sort of tour sounds great!

                        I did want to say, though: Please carry a notepad and pen, won't you? And if you DO find yourself being eaten by a bear, please leave us a note telling us if the bear is wearing an astrakhan coat or if he has a blotchy bear-face. Thanks!

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                        • #13
                          Bearmageddon

                          Originally posted by Pcdunn View Post
                          I think the Brits will Keep Calm and Carry On debating, the Aussies will shout "Case Closed!" and break for the holidays, the Americans will stock up on ammo and bear repellant and plan a search expedition (but get bogged down in arguments about what the flag should look like), and the Europeans will keep on testing various antique articles for DNA.
                          Good list.

                          But you forgot the American Doomsday Preppers who've been longing for Bearmageddon or the
                          magnitude 8.5 Earthquake/Volcanic Eruption of Old Faithful in Yellowstone National Park so they can bug out & test their expensive survival toys on everyone else.

                          Nothing personal against the Admins - Doomsday is for everyone!

                          In fact, the Admins will have the perfect opportunity to take Extreme Selfies of themselves bear whispering and surfing epic lava flows.

                          Send in the pics & videos, OK? We'll start a thread in Pub Talk for you.
                          (Please no images of bare whispering... thank you.)

                          Happy End Times,
                          Archaic

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