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Old 01-03-2016, 10:54 AM
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Have you read Pierrot's latest thread?
Persiflage and tales that are tall.
Remember this while banging your head:
Whatever he knows, we taught him it all.

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"Yesterday, I do declare,
There was a staircase!!", said Pierre.
"We see no stair, nor passageway!"
"We really wish you'd go away!"
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Another day, another thread,
continue on til site is dead.
Disrespect all around,
pointless noises do abound.
Metaphors it is said,
will lead to The Yards Head.
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The pen writes so often
Saying much but revealing naught of import
Damn I dursnt write tipsy

Sorry messed up syllabic number.
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Sorry messed up syllabic number.
When the poem fails,
Despair not, fair poetess,
You must try again.
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Old 01-03-2016, 01:57 PM
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I see a sketch of Kelly's chair
And all I think of is Pierre
And henceforth Joe will recognize
Poor Mary by her Pierre and eyes
I'd rather fathom nuclear fission
Than Mary Kelly's damned partition
And what I knew is now quite faded
Since Kelly's door was barricaded
But 'tis a trifle, truth to tell
Our French friend cometh not from hell
And what is life if, full of care
We can no longer stand Pierre?
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Old 01-03-2016, 02:32 PM
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The pen writes so often
Saying much but revealing naught of import
Damn I dursnt write tipsy

Sorry messed up syllabic number.
True, Rosemary, but it was a lovely attempt at Haiku.

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Brilliant ! All of them!
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Yesterday
Al my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though
Pierre's here to stay.
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