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  • Things That Are Just Pure B.S.

    I have a feeling that this will be a long list but I will start us off:

    If a man combs all his hair over from one side no one will know he is going bald.

    c.d.

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    Women are eager to split the bill on a first date.

    c.d.

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    • #3
      Politicians don't lie..

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      • #4
        Women are actually attracted to old, balding men with beer bellies who just happen to be rich. The money has nothing to do with it.

        c.d.

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          Insurance companies don't see you as just a customer. They actually care about your well being.

          c.d.

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            Nigerian princes will send you a lot of money if only you send them some first.

            c.d.

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            • #7
              Men date women and spend money on them because they value companionship and good conversation.

              c.d.

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              • #8
                It's a compliment when a woman tells a man that she likes him ... as a friend.

                c.d.

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                • #9
                  Men's figure skating isn't gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

                  c.d.

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                  • #10
                    Size isn't everything.
                    David Wilson Professor of Criminology:
                    'Connection, connection, connection. There is no such thing as coincidence when you are dealing with serial killers.'

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                    • #11
                      Women find it amusing when a man leaves the toilet seat up.

                      c.d.

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                      • #12
                        Calling a psychic hotline is a good way to gain valuable perspective and guidance when facing difficult times.

                        c.d.

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                          Men will immediately turn away out of politeness if a woman inadvertently displays cleavage.

                          c.d.

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                            People of Irish descent try to drink responsibly on St. Patrick's Day.

                            c.d.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by c.d. View Post
                              Men will immediately turn away out of politeness if a woman inadvertently displays cleavage.

                              c.d.
                              Those skaters you mentioned above might
                              G U T

                              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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