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Old 06-25-2010, 06:27 AM
Roy Corduroy Roy Corduroy is offline
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Then comes poor old Robert Mann
Spent his life in Oakum Land
Hey! the gent who penned the porn
Just one hundred copies born

Cops in Gotham on the case
Daggers from Inspector Race
Sip a milk while changing clothes
Pimp a boatload full of Joes
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:58 AM
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Barnett Bury Pizer Ape
Man with Gladstone bag and cape
Koz and Cohen went insane
Jim was cuffed on Cottage Lane

Pimple Blaster Dr. No
Oops itís Bond weíll take it slow
Rode a train from Liverpool
Puckeridge was known to drool

Feigenbaum is he a fit
Issenschmidt he had no wit
Cambridge don or Fogelma
Did a butcher break the law

How did he make such escapes
Packer packin more than grapes
Did he shave or grow a beard
William Bull got drunk and weird

Inquiry made at the Hague
Meantime floats the young Montague
Dresden hears from Lowenheim
Oliphant was so sublime

Catch a Slavíll get erí done
Pedachencko hey thereís one
Vassili and Ostrog too
Might as well throw in Raspue

Draw a cirque la miscreant
Diagram it to an ant
Sketch a line, connect the dot
Toss a dart see whatcha got

Came from Hull to bed the ward
Stranger crossed to land of Bard
Fred found barber man too late
Why did Hutch wait by the gate

Royals Masons water basins
Stop at fountain stash the arpon
Cutbush Levy Hyam Hyam
Sion Square the coppers spy emí

Grainger Fleming Deeming whaler
Gone to hop so hold the bailer
Was artiste the letter mailer
Uncle Tom the Cobley nailer

Cream said Me I was the one!
This is just plain too much fun
If I missed your favorite son
Have a go at posting one.

Really enjoyed that.
Jordan
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Old 10-10-2015, 06:46 AM
Roy Corduroy Roy Corduroy is offline
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I wrote a letter Dear Boss
Stalked the old gals from the doss
And 'cause I don't give a toss
I told em' all I am Cross
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Old 10-10-2015, 10:49 PM
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Jack the Ripper
Is the bane of Scotland Yard,
All the Bobbies too
For though they seek him here,
And seek him there,
When an unfortunate is dead,
Jack the Ripper's never found!

"Inspired" by "Macavity" from "Cats"-- sorry, Mr. Eliot...
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