Paul the Psychic Octopus confirms Marginalia a fake

[Jeff Leahy]

Extensive new tests carried out on the Swanson Marginalia have finally proved it was written by a Martians from outer Space.

Psychic Octopus Paul, who lives at the Sea life Aquarium in Oberhausen was approached by English Super Detective Trevor Marriott to finally solve a puzzle that has baffled Ripperologists for generations.

Paul was presented with three copies of Swanson’s hand writing and a copy of Penthouse readers wives as a placebo affect,, and asked whether he thought the Marginalia had been faked by a Governmental conspiracy..

Paul who predicted the results of all last years world cup matches had no problem identifying the conspiracy confirming Trevor Marriott’s theory that nobody but himself has a clue about the identity of Jack the Ripper.

Trevor Marriott allegedly claimed, “ This is a great day for everybody who has another second rate theory to peddle to the public and extract money out of them;. These tests prove beyond doubt that Jack the Ripper was an Greman-American Sailor”

We contacted the elete of the worlds Ripper community and they were completely supportive of Marriott’s discovery..

Paul Begg Stated “ My dogs are tearing the library apart can you phone back later”

Neil Bell said “ Your not Forking Serious are you?’

And international best-seller John Bennet said “ Is that you Doreen I’m busy right now can you phone back later”

Ally Ryder for the first time in History was unavailable for comment.

So there it is Paul the psychic Octopus has confirmed Trevor Marriott self proclaimed international super star is infact correct.

Next week we examine the Magnaughten report and ask the question has Richard Jones been holding back the information supplied by Derek Acorah’s ‘Most Haunted’ predictions?

[Robert]

I always felt it was a mistake not to play Druitt up front with Macnaghten. We'd have picked up the odd penalty with Druitt diving in the box, and meanwhile the crunching tackles of Anderson at the back would have sent danger men to the hospital, albeit with great difficulty.

[Errata]

Didn't Paul the Octopus die like a year ago? And does that make his choice more or less spectacular?

[bolo]

Paul was a really clever specimen of delicous seafood, may he rest in peace.

They should have put some Ripper suspect photos or drawings in his basin instead of team colours.

[Jeff Leahy]

I always felt it was a mistake not to play Druitt up front with Macnaghten. We'd have picked up the odd penalty with Druitt diving in the box, and meanwhile the crunching tackles of Anderson at the back would have sent danger men to the hospital, albeit with great difficulty.

I've always figured Anderson for the crosses and Pipeman up front as a Striker.

But Marriott as the new coach sends alarm bells ringing

[Jeff Leahy]

Didn't Paul the Octopus die like a year ago? And does that make his choice more or less spectacular?

Hey like this is a super human deity we are discussing. Marriott would bring Paul back from the grave

[Robert]

Paul didn't die. It was another octopus in his place.

[bolo]

Yeah. The change took place after Paul returned from France, he didn't like the water there.

[Jeff Leahy]

Obviously Paul is alive and well or Sir Trevor wouldn't have been able to employ his services..

However you look at it the JtR case is close to being solved

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