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09-26-2017, 07:34 AM
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God took a look at our world and saw all these morons down there and thought, hmm, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to let these clowns into heaven just yet. Better wait another million years for them to evolve. We have standards in heaven too, you know -- such as if you TELL LIES and create FAKE end-time hysteria, you DON'T deserve to go to heaven, LOL.
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09-26-2017, 03:59 PM
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I watched a few more videos (and yes, I need to stop that) and while they may be disappointed they remain unbowed. The general opinion now is that while the Rapture didn't occur on the 23rd, that day confirmed all the signs that the Rapture is IMMINENT and most likely on Yom Kippur which starts September 29th. If at first you don't succeed etc. etc.
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09-30-2017, 01:13 PM
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Damn, I was in London when the rapture occurred! Was it any good? 
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Herlock
"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact!"
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10-03-2017, 03:28 PM
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The Rapture community is apparently undaunted by their recent failures and are now claiming it will be in October. An interesting side note is that they are saying that the government hates Christians and Christianity (hence the luring of Christians into the FEMA death camps) and therefore will have to come up with an explanation as to why all these Christians have disappeared. Their explanation? Aliens are behind it all. Yeah, that should reassure a nervous public.
I swear I don't make this stuff up.
c.d.
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10-03-2017, 03:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by c.d.
The Rapture community is apparently undaunted by their recent failures and are now claiming it will be in October. An interesting side note is that they are saying that the government hates Christians and Christianity (hence the luring of Christians into the FEMA death camps) and therefore will have to come up with an explanation as to why all these Christians have disappeared. Their explanation? Aliens are behind it all. Yeah, that should reassure a nervous public.
I swear I don't make this stuff up.
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Hi c.d.
This sums it up
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10-05-2017, 11:46 AM
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Location: Colorado, USA
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Alas, I think it has come already...
I think all the people dying in hurricanes, earthquakes, wars, famines, domestic terror attacks (read Las Vegas), or random acts of violence ARE the rapture. 
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