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  • Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
    Another month gone still no sign of this book.
    Dale has founf another artist he is looking at, one that specializes in Bovines.
    G U T

    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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    • I've always had my suspicions about Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.

      But I don't think he was working alone, someone must have put him up to it.

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      • Starry Starry night
        paint your palette blue an' grey
        kill a whore an' run away
        clad in astrakan and peaky hat

        Hide in Shadows from t'old Bill
        chalk upon a windowsill
        blood upon an apron spill
        lain crushed and broken upon Goulstones strand

        Now I understand

        what you tried to do to them
        how you came to sanitorium
        as a Carrol anagram

        They would not listen, they would show no sign
        nor would Abberline

        Starry Starry night
        flashing knives cut, fingers crush
        should have stuck with a paintbrush
        Cornwell then could write of simply you

        Maybricks changing hue
        from Liverpool he caught the train
        from Dieppe..did it again
        A killer who could kill from other lands

        Now I understand

        the violence and the homicide
        the farthings lying side by side
        (though I;m baffled by Liz Stride)

        They would not listen then..who was it?
        perhaps its Ishcensmidt................(sp


        For they did not know you
        but here I say it true
        You ended up in Colney hatch
        cutting off ears to find a match
        and when you failed you went insane as nutters do
        but I could have told you Vincent...
        I find Holbein just as culpable, Da Vinci , maybe guiltier than you.



        (Guitar solo)
        Last edited by andy1867; 03-29-2015, 11:36 AM.

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        • Strike a light!..It was Tony Van Dyke
          Who slashed off Eddowes ear
          aided an' abetted by an artist not known yet
          and hidden by the "laughing Cavalier"

          Screamin' Lord Sutch?..nah..Edvard Munch
          Maybe Whistlers Mother played a part
          Women all a faintin', Constable still paintin'?
          shoulda done his job..forgotten art!

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          • Swanson, Abberline, Anderson an' Reid
            never saw the stuff that I have see'd
            not a single copper saw the last supper
            and saw the the picture i perceived

            Bloke on the left?..next to Judas..in a vest..?
            breakin' bread and looking "Holier than thou?
            Astrakan Apostle,.. Hutch..had seen him in a brothel!
            Its Cutbush!..can you see it now?

            Shall I paint you a picture..the bloke holdin' the pitcher
            is a ringer for a Sickert full o sin
            an' the lady on the left..its Mary Pearcey ...in a shift
            it looks nowt like the Mary Magdalene!

            St Peter?..thats a joke..its a blotchy faced bloke
            you can just perceive a carroty moustache
            Shabby an' genteel is the mood it makes me feel
            he's just been in the 10 bells on the lash
            Last edited by andy1867; 03-29-2015, 12:22 PM.

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            • Originally posted by MrBarnett View Post
              I've always had my suspicions about Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.

              But I don't think he was working alone, someone must have put him up to it.
              If it was T-L he certainly cut his victims down to size.

              The issue is , Can-can T-H have done it? If it was mentioned by Doyle in one of the Holmes' stories, it would definitely have been called "The case of the Ferrer document".

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              • Could it have been Paul?
                He did like the ladies so...
                You saw how he let it go when he moved to Tahiti.
                And on that bleak December Day
                While poor Montie drifts away....
                Paul joined the crowd to watch a "hero" go.
                And was able to give a farewell to the far less successful Prado!

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                • Nice one, Andy!

                  Originally posted by andy1867 View Post
                  Starry Starry night
                  paint your palette blue an' grey
                  kill a whore an' run away
                  clad in astrakan and peaky hat

                  Hide in Shadows from t'old Bill
                  chalk upon a windowsill
                  blood upon an apron spill
                  lain crushed and broken upon Goulstones strand

                  Now I understand

                  what you tried to do to them
                  how you came to sanitorium
                  as a Carrol anagram

                  They would not listen, they would show no sign
                  nor would Abberline

                  Starry Starry night
                  flashing knives cut, fingers crush
                  should have stuck with a paintbrush
                  Cornwell then could write of simply you

                  Maybricks changing hue
                  from Liverpool he caught the train
                  from Dieppe..did it again
                  A killer who could kill from other lands

                  Now I understand

                  the violence and the homicide
                  the farthings lying side by side
                  (though I;m baffled by Liz Stride)

                  They would not listen then..who was it?
                  perhaps its Ishcensmidt................(sp


                  For they did not know you
                  but here I say it true
                  You ended up in Colney hatch
                  cutting off ears to find a match
                  and when you failed you went insane as nutters do
                  but I could have told you Vincent...
                  I find Holbein just as culpable, Da Vinci , maybe guiltier than you.



                  (Guitar solo)
                  Great parody of one of my favorite songs!
                  Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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                  Von Konigswald: Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard. -- Happy Birthday, Wanda June by Kurt Vonnegut, c.1970.
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                  • And today, here at least, is VVG's birthday.
                    G U T

                    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                    • Also day Sunflowers sold for about 65 million pound.
                      G U T

                      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                      • Van Gogh Birhday Poem

                        Originally posted by GUT View Post
                        And today, here at least, is VVG's birthday.
                        So glad you noticed, but I can’t wish him a happy one. However, since Andy1867 shared some poetry, I figure I might as well share the one I wrote for the occasion.

                        Van Gogh’s Birthday
                        March 30, 1853

                        I give you the painter named Vincent van Gogh,
                        And I pose to you this question—How much do you really know?

                        Do you love his sunflowers and his starry starry night?
                        Have you read his letters and sympathize with his plight?

                        I’m sure you know that he cut off his ear,
                        That he drank Absinthe, and sometimes even beer;
                        And if you had trouble finding where he might be,
                        You’d find him at a brothel, where nothing is free.

                        But did you know Vincent carried a knife,
                        And in his heart, lots of anger and strife?;
                        Women and his family were always to blame,
                        But we tend to overlook this because of his fame.

                        Vincent van Gogh was not as he seems,
                        He was always preoccupied with dark and sinister schemes.

                        London was the place where everything went wrong,
                        So he liked to travel back there, but he could never stay long;
                        He’d find himself a prostitute and give a cut to her throat,
                        Then hop on a train and cross the English Channel on a boat.

                        Scotland Yard looked hard for a clue,
                        But they really had no idea just what to do;
                        What type of person to look for, they just didn’t know,
                        If only they had met the painter named Vincent van Gogh.

                        Thanks,
                        Dale Larner

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                        • Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
                          Another month gone still no sign of this book.
                          I know it’s frustrating, and it’s sure to be longer, but it WILL be worth the wait. I’m determined to find my way to the end of this long road, somehow, someway.

                          All the Best,
                          Dale Larner

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                          • Originally posted by andy1867 View Post
                            Strike a light!..It was Tony Van Dyke
                            Who slashed off Eddowes ear
                            aided an' abetted by an artist not known yet
                            and hidden by the "laughing Cavalier"

                            Screamin' Lord Sutch?..nah..Edvard Munch
                            Maybe Whistlers Mother played a part
                            Women all a faintin', Constable still paintin'?
                            shoulda done his job..forgotten art!
                            Thanks for the Starry Night poetry, Andy1867. That’s the spirit. Here’s a quick one I previously wrote:

                            Oh, starry, starry night,
                            Van Gogh painted you so bright.

                            It gives us such a thrill,
                            It's a shame he liked to kill.

                            He preferred to cut their throats,
                            And he liked to write them notes.

                            Oh, starry, starry night,
                            Such a scary, scary freight.

                            Thanks,
                            Dale Larner

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                            • Publish it yourself then Dale.
                              G U T

                              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                              • Originally posted by Azarna View Post
                                Self-publishing is pretty easy, economical and fun!

                                One can get a really professional result with just a bit of research and aforethought, something that a Ripper author will be experienced in doing already.

                                Even if you didn't want to do a printed version this way you could just do a Kindle one which would establish your copyright etc, and protect you from anyone else stealing your thunder. Then you could use the proceeds from that version to fund the printed version (though one can publish those with very minimal costs nowadays anyway).

                                I have some experience in this and would be happy to freely offer any pointers or suggestions if I can. I am know quite a bit about promoting the finished product, which is very important if you want to get it selling fast. Feel free to message me if you think I can help in anyway.
                                Thanks for your input. I made sure to copyright it a while back. In the end, the e-book route might be the only way to get it out there, but even that has a cost--due to the permissions needed for the many sources used. I will find a way.

                                Thanks,
                                Dale Larner

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