Originally Posted by JadenCollins
I'm good at guessing!
Metaphorical? No problem!
Found him, he goes by the name of:
sir purrnest meowington snugglebottom
I mean, come on! Look at the hideous mustache, he looks suspicious!
Suspiciously like Prater's cat, Diddles, 'cept Diddles was black so,
.....oh, silly me, of course...Diddles in disguise, with stripes on!
(Sounds almost like a Beatles song)