Should we have an 'Ask Ally' personal advice thread?

[jason_c]

Following on from her no nonsense advice to chainzcooper on the other thread i would like to nominate her as our resident agony aunt.

Any relationship problems, sexuality issues, financial troubles, depression, all can be dealt with. Preferably in an open thread but im sure she can give advice by pm.

I believe her area of speciality is in building self esteem.

[Steven Russell]

Ask Ally

Brilliant idea, Jason! I'll start.

Dear Ally,
I am middle-aged, overweight. and worried about my health but I can't seem to stop smoking, eating pies, and drinking dangerous quantities of lager. Please help.

Yours,
A. Limey.

[DVV]

Awesome thread....and useful ! mort de rire !!!

[The Grave Maurice]

I, for one, believe that Ally actually does know everything. If I were you guys, I wouldn't invite her wrath.

[DVV]

Hmmmm....take care, Grave Maurice.....are you suggesting she lacks humour...?

[Wickerman]

Brilliant idea, Jason! I'll start.

Dear Ally,
I am middle-aged, overweight. and worried about my health but I can't seem to stop smoking, eating pies, and drinking dangerous quantities of lager. Please help.

Yours,
A. Limey.

Well hell, I can help you out with your pies & lager problem..

[The Grave Maurice]

Yikes. No, I'm not suggesting that, David. I'm not suggesting anything...except, maybe, you should take cover.

[DVV]

I'm in Tora-Bora, Maurice.
Isn't that safe enough ?

[The Grave Maurice]

Yeah, I suppose. Better to face Bin Laden than an enraged Ally.

[Chris]

Dear Ally,
I am middle-aged, overweight. and worried about my health but I can't seem to stop smoking, eating pies, and drinking dangerous quantities of lager. Please help.

I think you should really try to cut down on the worrying. Worrying can be really bad for your health.

[Roy Corduroy]

I can't seem to stop smoking

Yeah, Limey, stick those fags where the sun don't shine.

Allie
Queen Bee

[The Grave Maurice]

Allie! I knew you'd show up. But your voice sounds deeper. Got a cold?

[Steven Russell]

I think you should really try to cut down on the worrying. Worrying can be really bad for your health.

Wow! I feel better already! Jesus, Ally, you're good. Cigarette, anyone?

A. Limey

[Phil Carter]

Hello Steve,
Yup..I'm in for a ciggy. We are in the "pub" right? Drinkies anyone?
My Lord, a pub that allows ciggies! FREEDOM at last!

best wishes

Phil

[Steven Russell]

Cheers, Phil. Don't mind if I do. Got a light, old man?

Steve.